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Best Friends Wben Tequila Makes Her Hit The Floor Quotes & Sayings
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Its only good if you don't remember it, one tequila two tequila three tequila floor.
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One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin
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Now tequila may be the favoured beverage of outlaws but that doesn't mean it gives them preferential treatment. In fact, tequila probably has betrayed as many outlaws as has the central nervous system and dissatisfied wives. Tequila, scorpion honey, harsh dew of the doglands, essence of Aztec, crema de cacti; tequila, oily and thermal like the sun in solution; tequila, liquid geometry of passion; Tequila, the buzzard god who copulates in midair with the ascending souls of dying virgins; tequila, firebug in the house of good taste; O tequila, savage water of sorcery, what confusion and mischief your sly, rebellious drops do generate!
Tom Robbins
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Now tequila may be the favoured beverage of outlaws but that doesn't mean it gives them preferential treatment. In fact, tequila probably has betrayed as many outlaws as has the central nervous system and dissatisfied wives. Tequila, scorpion honey, harsh dew of the doglands, essence of Aztec, crema de cacti; tequila, oily and thermal like the sun in solution; tequila, liquid geometry of passion; Tequila, the buzzard god who copulates in midair with the ascending souls of dying virgins; tequila, firebug in the house of good taste; O tequila, savage water of sorcery, what confusion and mischief your sly, rebellious drops do generate!
Tom Robbins
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I'd rather get a floor burn than letting a ball hit the floor.
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There are only three things in life a girl needs: Love to make her week. Alcohol to make her strong. Best friends when both make her hit the floor.
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There are only three things in life a girl needs: Love to make her week. Alcohol to make her strong. Best friends when both make her hit the floor.
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There's 3 Things In Life Every Girl Needs; 1. Love to make her weak. 2. Alcohol to make her strong & 3. Best friends when both things make her hit the floor!
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I've been drinking tequila for a long time now, and it's never been about drinking to get drunk. I don't do that. I never drink tequila during the day, and I don't drive at night.
Sammy Hagar
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You can tell my feet to hit the floor.
Billy Ray Cyrus
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If I knew what makes a movie catch on then I'd make hit after hit.
Jerry Bruckheimer
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My mom always told me they arent your friends if you have to hit them up to hang out or only time they hit you up is when they need something.
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I have no trouble with my enemies. I can take care of my enemies in a fight. But my friends, my goddamned friends, they're the ones who keep me walking the floor at nights!
Warren G Harding
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I have to usually drink a little tequila, that's usually what happens, I get into celebratory mode, because I can't really party much on the road because I sing every night, so that's an important thing. Hang out with friends, loved ones, family.
Adam Levine
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I've seen the ticket, and I still can't believe it. When I see the money, I hope I don't hit the floor.
Judy Garland
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I try and tell her friends, but they as dumb as her, Burst of a feather, I see it makes it worse, I hit her up, I say wutup, she say the sky, I say what's good? She say McDonalds apple pies, I try and justisfy it, but she didn't get the lingo, But then I peep when she asleep, she date a bimbo.
Kid Cudi
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The local wellness shots in Malibu are like meeting for tequila shots with friends. The best sickness remedy! Yuck! But they work.
Brooke Burke
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when I peel hit the floor I conceal bricks so raw. I got the sickest Six-Four you ever seen I saw and conquered. When it's on and poppin' my Dogs are barkin'.
Cormega
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Don't worry, Joe. Maybe you knew it was gonna happen to me, maybe you didn't. But by the old way of doin' things... If I became boss now, I'd have to hit you in case you knew. And all of you shrug, except some of you are friends of Joe's. And one day I might do something that upsets you, so then you'll hit me. And then YOU'LL become boss. My friends, they'll hate you for that. Then somebody else becomes boss, and so on, and on... You know what I call that? Stupid. Very stupid... We're all bosses here.
Lucky Luciano
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If I have a near-beer, Im near beer. And if Im near beer, Im close to tequila. And if Im close to tequila, Im adjacent to cocaine.
Craig Ferguson
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