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Best Funny Fb Status Fb Status Quotes & Sayings
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OH NICE, so you can update your status via mobile, but you cant text me back?
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Facebook needs a Drama of the day section in my news feed.
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All our life our parents told us not to write on walls. Facebook teaches us differently.
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Saying I don't take my meds because they make me feel funny. Is like cannibals saying they don't eat clowns because the taste funny.
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Are you free tomorrow? No, Im fu..ing expensive.
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Going to McDonald's for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug.
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When I was a kid, I used to sing, 'A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, ELEMENO, P'
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Congratulations!! You are the 100th person to view my status. To see your prize please click Control + W.
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There are two types of human beings found on Facebook. One who gets enormous amount of likes and comments on their posts. And the others are men.
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The best time to look for a job is when you already have one. Men apply the same theory to looking for a girlfriend.
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Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
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When girls hack a friends Facebook account: 'I love you b*tch!' When boys hack a friends Facebook account: 'I LOVE D*CK IN MY MOUTH!'
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I wonder if the clothes in China say, 'Made around the corner.'
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Before s.... you help each other get naked, after s.. you only dress yourself. Moral of the story: in life no one helps you once you're fu..ed.
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Just because I like your Facebook status does not mean I want to sleep, date, or hangout with you...
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If people could read my mind, I'd get punched in the face a lot.
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'Are you as bored as I am?' Makes sense even when you read it backwards...
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Allowing gay marriages isn't nearly the gayest thing about California.
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I've had a horribly busy day converting oxygen into carbon dioxide.
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Admit it, at least once in our life we have all tried to balance the light switch between the on and off position.
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