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Best Status Of The Day Quotes & Sayings
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The day Rick Ross dives into the crowd, is the day we find out who his true fans are.
Kevin Hart
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Facebook needs a Drama of the day section in my news feed.
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I've had a horribly busy day converting oxygen into carbon dioxide.
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I read something the other day that made me piss myself. It was a sign that said: 'Bathroom closed.'
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OH NICE, so you can update your status via mobile, but you cant text me back?
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The first status on Facebook in 2013: 'Is anyone alive?'
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Deleting your Facebook is like running away from home. You're only doing it for attention and you'll be back in a day.
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Making a good Facebook status and then the next day you see it on someone else's page...
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For April Fools Day, I think Facebook should switch the search box and the status update box around. So people would post updates on who they stalk.
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I can already smell all the roses I'm not going to receive on Valentine's Day.
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One day I might just change all of my passwords to 'Women' since nobody can seem to figure them out.
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I carry a magnum size condom in my purse like a modern day glass slipper. Some day my prince will come.
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Since today is Valentine's day, I was wondering if you'd like to go back to MySpace, so I can Twitter with your Yahoo, until I Google all over your Facebook and we can Instagram our date... ;) Happy Valentine's Day, Everyone!!
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To you Dad. As Fathers Day approaches, I find myself missing you more than usual. If only Facebook had a link to heaven. Happy Fathers Day Dad. I miss you.
Nishan Panwar
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If you think you're having a bad day just picture a T-Rex trying to masturbate.
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If you think you're having a bad day, just remember, somebody is going to have Snooki as a mom.
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Actually no, my status wasn't aimed at you, but hey, if the shoe fits, feel free to wear it.
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Actually no, my status wasn't aimed at you, but hey, if the shoe fits, feel free to wear it.
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Texting me with a signature, just got you added to the block list. Have a nice day.
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Today's forecast; severe attitude warnings possible throughout the day, scattered sarcasm showers, and a strong chance of annoyance later in the day...
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