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Bike Staus Quotes & Sayings
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As a kid I had a dream, I wanted to own my own bicycle. When I got the bike I must have been the happiest boy in Liverpool, maybe the world. I lived for that bike. Most kids left their bike in the backyard at night. Not me. I insisted on taking mine indoors and the first night I even kept it in my bed.
John Lennon
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Today I fell off my bike while working out. It was a stationary bike.
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I took my kid to the circus. 'How do they teach a bear how to ride a bike?' 'It's easy, honey, they nail his feet to the pedals, and they beat the crap out of him. He's not riding; he's running. He just happens to be attached to the bike.'
Robert Schimmel
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What is it with the animals with the bikes? I took my daughter to the circus. She said: 'Daddy, how do they teach a bear how to ride a bike?' I said: It's easy, they nail his feet to the pedals and they beat the shit out of him. He's not riding, he's running. He just happens to be attached to the bike.
Robert Schimmel
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I once prayed to god for a bike, but quickly found out he didnt work that way...so I stole a bike and prayed for his forgiveness.
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Cops came around to my house today, told me that my dog was chasing someone on a bike, I told them to bugger off, my dog does not own a bike!
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I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
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I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
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Closing your left and right eye to see how an object changes places when you're extremely bored.
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Closing your left and right eye to see how an object changes places when you're extremely bored.
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Remember: Being awake during a Saturday morning sunrise is a sign of a good Friday night.
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Nothing says 'I suck at technology,' more than a sideways profile picture.
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Your bike needs gas.
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There's something ugly about a NEW bike on a trailer.
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Always back your bike into the curb, and sit where you can see it.
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A bike on the road is worth two in the shed.
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I race to win. If I am on the bike or in a car it will always be the same.
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I like to read and write and take pictures and bike.
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Well, you go to Holland and everybody's on a bike - nobody would think to have a car.
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It's not just a bike...it's my other half, my therapist, the one that reminds me to never take life to seriously.. it's my everything.
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