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Bike Stickers Quotes & Sayings
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A lot of people don't like bumper stickers. I don't mind bumper stickers. To me a bumper sticker is a shortcut. It's like a little sign that says 'Hey, let's never hang out.'
Demetri Martin
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As a kid I had a dream, I wanted to own my own bicycle. When I got the bike I must have been the happiest boy in Liverpool, maybe the world. I lived for that bike. Most kids left their bike in the backyard at night. Not me. I insisted on taking mine indoors and the first night I even kept it in my bed.
John Lennon
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Today I fell off my bike while working out. It was a stationary bike.
Spencer Pratt
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I took my kid to the circus. 'How do they teach a bear how to ride a bike?' 'It's easy, honey, they nail his feet to the pedals, and they beat the crap out of him. He's not riding; he's running. He just happens to be attached to the bike.'
Robert Schimmel
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What is it with the animals with the bikes? I took my daughter to the circus. She said: 'Daddy, how do they teach a bear how to ride a bike?' I said: It's easy, they nail his feet to the pedals and they beat the shit out of him. He's not riding, he's running. He just happens to be attached to the bike.
Robert Schimmel
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I once prayed to god for a bike, but quickly found out he didnt work that way...so I stole a bike and prayed for his forgiveness.
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Cops came around to my house today, told me that my dog was chasing someone on a bike, I told them to bugger off, my dog does not own a bike!
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I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
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I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
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I hate bumper stickers, you can't sum anything up. All you do is paint yourself in some caricaturist corner.
David Cross
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No, I don't autograph blank slips, checks, or stickers, and certainly no books without me in them.
Jack L Chalker
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Supporting the troops has got to mean more than bumper stickers on pickup trucks, my friends. We need to give them what they need.
Solomon Ortiz
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Thank you for putting the family of stickers on your car window, your minivan had me under the impression you were wild and single...
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A dyslexic robber runs into a bank and screams, Air in the hands mother stickers this is a fu.. up!!
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Television is to news what bumper stickers are to philosophy.
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'I Love My Wife' bumper stickers are strictly for men who were caught cheating.
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Your bike needs gas.
Wolverine
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There are two kinds of people I don't trust: people who don't drink and people who collect stickers.
Chelsea Handler
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There's something ugly about a NEW bike on a trailer.
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I like to dirt bike ride, four wheeler, go-kart.
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