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Billy Connolly Die Quotes & Sayings
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I don't know why I should have to learn Algebra... I'm never likely to go there.
Billy Connolly
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If Jesus was a Jew, how come he has a Mexican first name?
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There are two seasons in Scotland: June and Winter.
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I love Los Angeles. It reinvents itself every two days.
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The great thing about Glasgow is that if there's a nuclear attack it'll look exactly the same afterwards.
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I think my securities far outweigh my insecurities. I am not nearly as afraid of myself and my imagination as I used to be.
Billy Connolly
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I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives.
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Ally MacLeod thinks that tactics are a new kind of mint.
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Never trust a man, who when left alone with a tea cosey... Doesn't try it on.
Billy Connolly
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Fame is being asked to sign your autograph on the back of a cigarette packet.
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I used to have Mad Cow's disease, but I'm alright Nooooooooow.
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My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger.
Billy Connolly
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I always look skint. When I buy a Big Issue, people take it out of my hand and give me a pound.
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I don't have wild dogs chasing people with scripts away from my door. I get my share. I've done okay. But I usually do independent stuff because that's mostly what I'm offered.
Billy Connolly
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Scottish-Americans tell you that if you want to identify tartans, it's easy - you simply look under the kilt, and if it's a quarter-pounder, you know it's a McDonald's.
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Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit.
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It seems to me that Islam and Christianity and Judaism all have the same god, and he's telling them all different things.
Billy Connolly
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I have been made redundant before and it is a terrible blow; redundant is a rotten word because it makes you think you are useless.
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My parents used to take me to the pet department and tell me it was a zoo.
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I'm famous for my bottom dances, but you'll only see my bum and willy if you raise a million pounds within an hour.
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