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Black Guy Jokes Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Black Guy Jokes" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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Black and Mexican jokes are all the same. Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.
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You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese.
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You remind me of the black guy on The Office, because you're the black guy in our office.
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Black cards, black cars, Black on black, black broads. Whole lotta money in a black bag. Black strap, you know what thats for?
Jay-Z
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The now cool for Black people list: Skateboarding, listening to rock music, wearing clothes that fit, being the token black guy.
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They have what you call a black night where they have black people come in for just one night only to watch comedy, and you get all your local drug dealers, thugs, prostitutes, all of them come in, sit down, and listen to you tell jokes. They the hardest people to make laugh.
Mike Epps
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You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'd..k', and 'Colon'.
Chris Rock
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Make sure the clothes you buy on Black Friday take into account how fat you got on Thanksgiving.
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What do you call a black transformer? Optimus Crime.
Unknown
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You know, I don't play the race card a lot. I'm half-black, half-white, and I'm proud of - my skin is brown. The world sees me as a black man, but my mother didn't raise me as a black man. She didn't raise me as a white guy.
Shemar Moore
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White people scare the crap out of me... I have never been attacked by a black person, never been evicted by a black person, never had my security deposit ripped off by a black landlord, never had a black landlord... never been pulled over by a black cop, never been sold a lemon by a black car salesman, never seen a black car salesman, never had a black person deny me a bank loan, never had a black person bury my movie, and I've never heard a black person say: We're going to eliminate ten thousand jobs here have a nice day!.
Michael Moore
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Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side got cut off? He's all right now.
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White people scare the crap out of me. ¦ I have never been attacked by a black person, never been evicted by a black person, never had my security deposit ripped off by a black landlord, never had a black landlord ¦ never been pulled over by a black cop, never been sold a lemon by a black car salesman, never seen a black car salesman, never had a black person deny me a bank loan, never had a black person bury my movie, and I've never heard a black person say: We're going to eliminate ten thousand jobs here - have a nice day!.
Michael Moore
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I met this guy who said he loved children, then I found out he was on parole for it.
Monica Piper
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Robert Pattinson must be the only guy in the world who enjoys his girlfriend being on her period.
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Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.
George Mikes
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It wasn't until I became more confident with myself and I put myself forward instead of the jokes; at first it was put the jokes out there and I'm just behind the jokes.
Wanda Sykes
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If a red head guy works at a bakery, does that make him a ginger bread man?
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People make jokes about how black people are the first ones to be killed off.
Sanaa Lathan
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What do you call a fat guy at McDonald's? A customer.
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