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Black Santa Jokesuming Quotes & Sayings
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The 3 stages of man: He believes in Santa Claus. He doesn't believe in Santa Claus. He is Santa Claus.
Rick Sutter
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Dear Santa.... you'se a bi... ni...... nonono... wait wait... Dear Santa... You'se a bi... a.. ni......i heard the mall was hiring extra security to protect you.. that's a bi... move santa...i'm comin for that a.. again... until you pay what you owe! sincurly yours... the santa stalker...
Riley Freeman
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There are three stages of man: he believes in Santa Claus; he does not believe in Santa Claus; he is Santa Claus
Bob Phillips
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One time I asked Brasky to dress up as Santa for a Christmas party I was having for my children. Anyway, Brasky shows up as Santa, says I've got goodies for you kids. He reaches into his bag and proceeds to hand out scrap metal and cigarettes to them. Then he takes off his beard and says There's no Santa cause I ate him!
Bill Brasky
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Here comes Santa Claus! Here comes Santa Claus! Right down Santa Claus Lane!
Unknown
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Black cards, black cars, Black on black, black broads. Whole lotta money in a black bag. Black strap, you know what thats for?
Jay-Z
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I believed in Santa Claus until I was much older than the average kid. One year, my mom wrote 'Merry Christmas, Stacy' on a chalkboard and told me it was written by Santa. I was like, 'Oh my God, he knows my name!' I truly believed. Then a kid ruined it for me one day and told me there was no Santa, and I came home crying. The sad part was that the girl who told me was younger than I was.
Stacy Keibler
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When I was jumping in them houses like Im fu..ing Santa. They send me to the slammer, you wont even send a letter.
Kodak Black
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I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus. Underneath the mistletoe last night. She didn't see me creep down the stairs to have a peep; She thought that I was tucked up in my bedroom fast asleep. Then, I saw mommy tickle Santa Claus Underneath his beard so snowy white; Oh, what a laugh it would have been. If daddy had only seen. mommy kissing Santa Claus, last night.
Unknown
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I stopped believing in Santa Claus when my mother took me to see him in a department store, and he asked for my autograph.
Shirley Temple
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ni..., I'm Santa Claus; where the fu.. the milk and cookies?
Santa Claus
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White people scare the crap out of me... I have never been attacked by a black person, never been evicted by a black person, never had my security deposit ripped off by a black landlord, never had a black landlord... never been pulled over by a black cop, never been sold a lemon by a black car salesman, never seen a black car salesman, never had a black person deny me a bank loan, never had a black person bury my movie, and I've never heard a black person say: We're going to eliminate ten thousand jobs here have a nice day!.
Michael Moore
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White people scare the crap out of me. ¦ I have never been attacked by a black person, never been evicted by a black person, never had my security deposit ripped off by a black landlord, never had a black landlord ¦ never been pulled over by a black cop, never been sold a lemon by a black car salesman, never seen a black car salesman, never had a black person deny me a bank loan, never had a black person bury my movie, and I've never heard a black person say: We're going to eliminate ten thousand jobs here - have a nice day!.
Michael Moore
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Texas, to be respected must be polite. Santa Anna living, can be of incalculable benefit to Texas; Santa Anna dead, would just be another dead Mexican.
Sam Houston
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Uh huh, you know what it is, Every whip I do it in, the rims super big, If you want somethin' see the whip transform, 1 button, Seat leaned back, got the yellow inside, On that black camaro, black camaro, black camaro, black camero, My beat hangin' out, got carmelo on the side, And they black and yellow black and yellow.
T-Pain
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Black is not defined by the media: Tall T's, Saggy Pants, Icy Teeth or Style of Dance. Black is not defined by the media, it's defined by it's background,whether your past is in Steel Mills, or Cotton Fields; whether you bled or cried during struggles; whether you acknowledge it or not, Black is inside. Defined by your racial background,the blood that flows deep in your veins. Black is not defined by the media, so before you ask me if I'm Black, take a look at what Black was before. Before Rap, before Hip-Hop, before Blues became Rock 'n Roll, before slave masters commanded slave ships, Before Jesus came, even before the Hebrew's hardship, Black was Black. And they didn't need the media to tell them that.
Kamanda Ndama
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Racked up I'm racked out, black Ferrari blacked out. Black Friday black mac, popping spades black jack.
French Montana
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Its a celebration of black excellence. Black tie, black Maybachs. Black excellence, opulence, decadence. Tuxes next to the president.
Jay-Z
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Santa Barbara is my hood. I mean, it's not much of a hood, but it is definitely like my hood. I claim Santa Barbara like I claim my family-I'm going to be married and buried there.
Katy Perry
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Dear Santa, I'm sending you a Christmas Cheer with hopes that you'll be very dear. I've been very nice all through the year and so with this, please find my list. I want a 6' personal trainer who's waiting and wanting to be unwrapped by me! I don't want to find him under the tree, I want to see him lying next to me. I've been very nice all year long, now I want to be naughty from dusk to dawn! Thank you Santa, you're the best, I'll take it from here, now get some rest! XOXOXO
Sheila Siggins
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