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Suggest Revision: For sure, even the worst blow job is better than, say, sniffing the best rose . . . watching the greatest sunset. Hearing children laugh.
 
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Suggest Revision: She digging me, checking out my paint job I'm digging her, trying to get a blow job.
 
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Suggest Revision: I am not the kind of girl that gets in trouble. You will never find somebody who can say, 'Well, I don't like that bitch. I came home one day and she was giving my man a blow job.' I'm not that kind of girl. I'm a girl's girl. I'm a woman's woman. I'm a cool girl. I'm not a bitch. There's a difference. And the girls that try to take him (husband Russell Simmons) are bitches.
 
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Suggest Revision: I dont ask for a blow job because the word job makes it sound like its strenuous physical labor. Instead, I ask for mouth hugs.
 
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Suggest Revision: He turned down a blow job from his ex-girlfriend... mid-blowjob. You know how hard that is for a man? It's called blue balls. He's like Gandhi! But better - he likes puppets! -Dwayne the Bartender
 
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Suggest Revision: If you're cool being taken down or giving up, ya lifestyle's a blow job, ya way of livin sucks.
 
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Suggest Revision: Your life style's a blow job, the way your living sucks!
 
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Suggest Revision: When I was just starting out, someone suggested that we finish a meeting in the bedroom, I left. I was pretty shocked. I could see how someone who didnt know better might worry, My career will be ruined if I dont give this guy a blow job!
 
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Suggest Revision: I was called Kool Dj Kurt Walker... but they wanted tocall me Kurtis Blow.
 
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Suggest Revision: I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
 
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