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Bologna Sausage Quotes & Sayings
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Why can't she move in with you? Is she against that? She's not a Mormon or anything, is she?
Joseph Bologna
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But, having said that, believe me, as you get older, the parts dry up. They get less and less.
Joseph Bologna
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A high-brow is someone who looks at a sausage and thinks of Picasso.
A P Herbert
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Lawsuit: A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage.
Ambrose Bierce
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Litigation: A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage.
Ambrose Bierce
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Bologna is a deli meat for people with eyes.
Mitch Hedberg
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You know, people come up with formulas who are uncreative. They can't picture something different so they can only go by something that's laid out for them.
Joseph Bologna
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Myspace is to social media what bologna is to meat. It technically is, but not really.
Unknown
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I think grown-ups don't go to movies because they're much more discerning.
Joseph Bologna
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The stage is suspension of disbelief. Film is a literal medium.
Joseph Bologna
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You will find a place to hide your sausage.
Unknown
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They phony, should get Tonies for the thing that they be yappin. It's utterly bologna so I'm Muslim to these rappers.
Wale
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I keep working mainly because my wife and I spend most of our time touring the country doing our own plays.
Joseph Bologna
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A highbrow is the kind of person who looks at a sausage and thinks of Picasso.
Alan Patrick Herbert
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That's called a microphone. It's a big sausage that picks up everything you say - and you're starting early.
Prince Charles
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My favorite comedians were Jimmy Durante, George Burns, senior citizens.
Joseph Bologna
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My favorite actors when I was a kid were in their '60s. Spencer Tracy, Humphrey Bogart, John Wayne.
Joseph Bologna
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Hey Im not nervous cause you got this weird fetish with butts. Im scared because your favourite food is sausage and nuts!
John Cena
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I used to help my granddaddy make sausage. He would mix it up in a cleaned-out washtub with his hands, no gloves. Man, if we did anything like that today, they would jack the jail up and throw us under it.
Jimmy Dean
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Ive got a sausage for them hot cakes and I be fu..in while you ni...s out on hot dates.
Ludacris
3 Likes
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