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Bong Status Quotes & Sayings
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Saul: You still got that bong I got you when I was in Tel Aviv? Red: Hell yeah, Bong Mitzvah! Hit it up, dude!
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I didn't live my life in the right way for politics, you know. I fu..ed too many chicks and did too many drugs, and that's the truth. [They] would start from the beginning by saying, 'I did it all. I drank the bong water. Now let's talk about issues.' That's gonna be my campaign slogan, 'I drank the bong water'.'
George Clooney
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OH NICE, so you can update your status via mobile, but you cant text me back?
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Why cant everyone get a bong?
Kid Cudi
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I'm afraid the TV Guide comes to 'Chanandler Bong.'
Rachel Green
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You can catch a buzz off me from smoking the reazin off my bong.
Twiztid
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You sound like a man with a vision. Care to pass that bong over this way?
Paul Vixie
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I'm too drunk to light the bong. I'm too stoned to write this song.
Brad Nowell
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And its wrong, so I keep the Cali weed in the bong and I'm strong but the female anatomy got me sprung.
Nas
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Love isn't enough. Where would we live? Here? With your roommates? The only decoration in the bathroom is a bong! -Gabrielle
Desperate Housewives
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Like Louie Armstrong, played the trumpet. I'll hit that bong and break ya off somethin soon.
Cypress Hill
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Who loaned you money homie, who owes you cash? Who taught you how to use the bong for the grass?
Insane Clown Posse
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Three boys in southwest Michigan, who were looking for old bottles, discovered a bone from a mammoth. So they made a bong out of that instead.
Seth Meyers
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That bong that's on the table starts to call my name, I take a hit and zone out again, I'll be paranoid and hungry by a quarter to ten.
Offspring
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I only smoke tobacco I don't drink or do drugs. I've never had a bong in my life! I need to get another nose job after seeing my mugshot!
Amanda Bynes
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These nudies what I'm wearing, the truth is what you're hearing. The bong is what I'm clearing, the kush is overbearing, ferrari's what I'm steering.
Wiz Khalifa
28 Likes
Alison Scott: Why don't you go fu.. your fu..ING Bong? Ben Stone: I will! I'll do it doggy style, too! For once!
Knocked Up (The Movie)
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Actually no, my status wasn't aimed at you, but hey, if the shoe fits, feel free to wear it.
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Actually no, my status wasn't aimed at you, but hey, if the shoe fits, feel free to wear it.
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I know I'm smart, I know I'm nice, That's why you can't see me like a poltergeist, Smokin la la la, give that bowl a light, Grab the bong even tighter than I hold the mic.
Chris Webby
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