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Boobs Condom Peng Good Father Quotes & Sayings
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Remember, ladies: if he says he doesn't have a condom, say that you're okay with becoming a mother. BAM, condom out of nowhere!
Unknown
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Might as well ask why is a tree good? Why's a sunset good? Why are boobs good?
Joe Dirt
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You know, the condom is the glass slipper of our generation. You slip it on when you meet a stranger. You dance all night, then you throw it away. The condom, I mean. Not the stranger.
Chuck Palahniuk
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We have reiterated on many occasions that China wishes to establish and develop long-term, good-neighbourly and friendly relations with all countries in south Asia.
Li Peng
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Both my mother and father were very supportive of any career move any of us wanted to make...The nice thing about my father is that he spent a lot of time with his children. We had a good time with my father.
James Gandolfini
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I grew up to have my father's looks- my father's speech patterns-my father's posture- my father's opinions and my mother's contempt for my father
Jules Feiffe
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The boys didn't like me in high school. No one ever asked me out. Uh yeah, they were really mean to me. Actually I was doing an interview because I'm promoting a movie called Seventeen Again, and so the big question is 'wouldn't you want to be seventeen again?' No, I really don't. I'm happy. I didn't have boobs when I was seventeen. I have boobs now. It's fantastic. I really enjoy them.
Michelle Trachtenberg
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He's just like my father that way-my father just adored my mother and let her do whatever she wanted. John's like that. He's a very rare man, a very good man, and I've had a good life with him. I'm proud to be walking in the wake of Johnny's fame.
June Carter Cash
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There's nothing more manly than being a good father. Except maybe being a lumberjack and a good father.
Unknown
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I'm a fun father, but not a good father. The hard decisions always went to my wife.
John Lithgow
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There is no good father who would want to resemble our Heavenly Father.
Denis Diderot
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I grew up to have my father's looks, my father's speech patterns, my father's posture, my father's opinions, and my mother's contempt for my father.
Jules Feiffer
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I was a really simple, easy, good girl back then. I had good grades and a boyfriend. I never fought with girls in high school, and rumors weren't spread. There are plastic surgery rumors now, like how I have a fake butt, boobs, and eyes.
Kim Kardashian
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When I was five my parents bought me a ukulele for Christmas. I quickly learned how to play it with my father's guidance. Thereafter, my father regularly taught me all the good old fashioned songs.
Tony Visconti
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My father was champion of North Africa and he beat the European champ. He was very good, a professional for 12 years. We're from a big family of boxers. My father has seven brothers.
Olivier Martinez
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My father thought sport was something fun - he didn't know it was a way to make money. Then I won a Mercedes at the world championships and I gave it to him. From the moment it arrived my father said: 'Good, you can support not just yourself but me too'.
Haile Gebrselassie
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A father is a man who expects his son to be as good a man as he meant to be, A father is someone who carries pictures where his money used to be.
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I remember a very important lesson that my father gave me when I was twelve or thirteen. He said, You know, today I welded a perfect seam and I signed my name to it. And I said, But, Daddy, no ones going to see it! And he said, Yeah, but I know its there. So when I was working in kitchens, I did good work.
Toni Morrison
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Yeah, totally, you are in such good hands and I am so good with meeting parents. With the father, you know, you wanna flirt a little bit but not in a gross way, just kind of like 'Oh, Mr Pinser, I can see where Wallas gets his good looks from.'
Rachel Green
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Ours is a colourful and diversified world. It is also a complex one.
Li Peng
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