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Boobs Funny Qoutations Quotes & Sayings
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Why do they call it a 'Wonder Bra?' Maybe its because when you take it off you wonder where your boobs went.
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What do you call identical boobs? Identitties.
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Dear thighs, help out the needy. Sincerely, boobs.
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I wish men had boobs because I like the feel of them. It's so funny, when I record I sing with a hand over each of them, maybe it's a comfort thing.
Emma Bunton
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If a guy remembers the color of your eyes after a first date, chances are...you have small boobs.
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I don't think of myself as a lady humorist. I just have boobs and parts that allow me to give birth to children, but I like to be funny with the boys and the girls.
Maya Rudolph
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The boys didn't like me in high school. No one ever asked me out. Uh yeah, they were really mean to me. Actually I was doing an interview because I'm promoting a movie called Seventeen Again, and so the big question is 'wouldn't you want to be seventeen again?' No, I really don't. I'm happy. I didn't have boobs when I was seventeen. I have boobs now. It's fantastic. I really enjoy them.
Michelle Trachtenberg
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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you have boobs. It's really that simple.
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Boobs: Proof that men can pay attention to two things at once.
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Men: If you are a person of faith Sunday morning is a great time to get in touch with God and just how great boobs look in Sunday dresses.
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Janet Jackson's 'wardrobe malfunction' cost CBS Five hundred and Fifty grand this week. Boy, what a tough week for the network. First, the false documents on President Bush's National Guard record and now this. CBS says they have learned their lesson: no more trying to expose boobs.
Bill Maher
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Im 25% mom 25% comedian 62% boobs 48% mathematician and 100% woman-monkey.
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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I've deceived some people into thinking I am someone that I truly am not. I'm not rich and glamourous, I'm not a top model, Im naturally a sandy blonde, and my boobs are not mine. But the real me.. Is loving, smart, funny, and simple..and I absolutely love who I am. From now on I'm making a promise to myself and everyone else in my life that I won't pretend to be someone I am not and I'm no longer going to live part of my life in the superficial sad world I have allowed myself to be a part of.
Markesa Yeager
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Oh look, they gave me boobs!
Alyson Hannigan
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What could be worst than the whole school seeing your boobs?
Brooke Davis
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My quality of life would increase significantly if I had boobs...
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My Aunt Maggie's boobs look more real than that. And they're ridiculous. Sam
ICarly
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Where are my boobs? If I were going to get plastic surgery, Id get some real work done.
Mila Kunis
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My boobs went from big to humongous, they're making some changes in the bust.
Kendra Wilkinson
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