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Borrow Money Funny Quotes & Sayings
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The best way to make somebody remember you, borrow money from them.
Joseph David
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I try not to borrow, first you borrow then you beg.
Ernest Hemingway
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Always borrow money from a pessimist, he doesn't expect to be paid back
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I let some blind guy borrow money the other day. He said he was gonna pay me back the next time he saw me.....Wait.....
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To shorten winter, borrow some money due in spring.
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Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper.
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We at Chrysler borrow money the old-fashioned way. We pay it back.
Lee Iacocca
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Lots of fellows think a home is only good to borrow money on.
Kin Hubbard
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Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back.
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I went to the bank and asked to borrow a cup of money. They said, What for? I said, I'm going to buy some sugar.
Stephen Wright
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The easiest way to teach children the value of money is to borrow some from them.
Unknown
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Friendship Day is the perfect time to thank you for lending me money and to see if I can borrow more.
Unknown
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I hate when people borrow money from you then get mad at you cause you want YOUR money back.
Unknown
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Before asking a friend to borrow money ask yourself which is more important, their friendship or their money.
Unknown
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It sometimes happens, even in the best of families, that a baby is born. This is not necessarily cause for alarm. The important thing is to keep your wits about you and borrow some money.
Elinor Smith
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The money the president wants to borrow for Iraq will come directly out of the American taxpayer wallets in the form of Medicare and Social Security receipts. That's your money.
Robert Byrd
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If you would know the value of money, go and try to borrow some.
Benjamin Franklin
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Unfaithfulness in the keeping of an appointment is an act of clear dishonesty. You may as well borrow a person's money as his time.
Horace Mann
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Scientists have odious manners, except when you prop up their theory; then you can borrow money of them.
Mark Twain
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When the federal government spends more each year than it collects in tax revenues, it has three choices: It can raise taxes, print money, or borrow money. While these actions may benefit politicians, all three options are bad for average Americans.
Ron Paul
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