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Bottle Of Vodka Quotes & Sayings
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The relationship between a Russian and a bottle of vodka is almost mystical.
Richard Owen
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I'm not against vodka - they just asked us. They put out some story about us entertaining international celebrities with vodka, which of course wasn't true.
Robin Day
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A good man can make you feel s..y, strong and able to take on the world...Ohh sorry that's vodka....vodka does that.
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Now that's one bottle, two bottle, three bottle, four!
Nicki Minaj
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A man in Russia, who drank three bottles of vodka and survived a 50 foot fall from a balcony after he jumped to get away from his nagging wife, survived a second jump after his wife continued to nag him. I don't know what brand of vodka it was, but that should be the commercial for it.
Seth Meyers
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She got a bottle of tequilla, a bottle of gin, and if I bring a little music I could fit right in.
Counting Crows
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Bottle after bottle, drink until I overdose. Pull up in the Phantom watch them bi...es catch the Holy Ghost.
Meek Mill
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This year is the first year I havent got hit in the head with a bottle, so you know I complained to the crowd 'look if your gonna throw a bottle, throw it right! follow in my footsteps, if your gonna hit someone with a bottle, fu..ing hit them'.
Oliver Sykes
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I wanted to kick Bruce in the taint. No one is just one thing. Many things contribute to the whole of a person, and just because vodka accounts for 50 percent of my body weight, that doesn't mean I walk around with a vodka drip, forcing every plant, person, or animal to imbibe. I've always had a disliking for animal trainers, and this guy cemented my theory that people who chaperone animals for a living have never had a girl sit on their face.
Chelsea Handler
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I hate when I'm on a flight and I wake up with a water bottle next to me like oh great now I gotta be responsible for this water bottle.
Kanye West
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Getting hit in the head with a bottle. In fact they missed didnt they? This year it was so bad I actually complained to the crowd and said Look, if your gonna throw a bottle throw it right.
Oliver Sykes
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Pop bottles, take one of them ho.. and tell em follow, Where the hell the waitress, tell her bring another bottle, Poured it in her mouth I said I wanna see you gargle, Then she answered back, guess what, I can swallow, She can swallow the whole bottle.
Travis Porter
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A sweetheart is a bottle of wine, a wife is a wine bottle.
Charles Baudelaire
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We used to play spin the bottle when I was a kid. A girl would spin the bottle and if it pointed to you when it stopped, the girl could either kiss you or give you a dime. By the time I was 14, I owned my own home.
Gene Perret
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Did you I know they have cotton candy vodka
Matthew Lush
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Vodka is tasteless going down, but it is memorable coming up.
Garrison Keillor
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Note to self...Never take a chili vodka shot. EVER!!
Candace Bailey
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You're lips are like vodka, and I want to get wasted.
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Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless - like water. Now you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup, you put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, you put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend.
Bruce Lee
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Putting bread and vodka in the microwave is about the only way you'll pop off. I'm me, and you're a me knockoff.
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