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Brain Fart Quotes & Sayings
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Sean: My wife used to fart when she was nervous. She had all sorts of wonderful little idiosyncrasies. She used to fart in her sleep. I thought Id share that with you. One night it was so loud it woke the dog up. She woke up and went ah was that you? And I didnt have the heart to tell her. Oh! Will: She woke herself up? Sean: Ah...! But Will, shes been dead for 2 years, and that's the shit I remember: wonderful stuff you know? Little things like that. Those are the things I miss the most. The little idiosyncrasies that only I know about: that's what made her my wife. Oh she had the goods on me too, she knew all my little peccadilloes. People call these things imperfections, but there not. Ah, that's the good stuff. ~ Robin Williams as Sean Maguire, Matt Damon as Will Hunting.
Good Will Hunting
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BRAIN, n. An apparatus with which we think what we think. That which distinguishes the man who is content to _be_ something from the man who wishes to _do_ something. A man of great wealth, or one who has been pitchforked into high station, has commonly such a headful of brain that his neighbors cannot keep their hats on. In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, brain is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.
Ambrose Bierce
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She's a warm fart at Christmas.
Jethro Tull
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I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different.
Kurt Vonnegut
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I'd like to think I'd never do a gratuitous fart joke.
Harold Ramis
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My philosophy of dating is to just fart right away.
Jenny McCarthy
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The emotional brain responds to an event more quickly than the thinking brain.
Daniel Goleman
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You've got the brain-washed, that's the Democrats, and the brain-dead, that's the Republicans!
Mark Russell
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Me no want no Sinsemilla, that would only bring me down. Burn away my brain, no way, my brain is too compound.
Matisyahu
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I just sharted myself. That's when you fart and you shit yourself on accident!
Kris Jenner
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At my age, you sort of fart your way into a role.
Donald Sutherland
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No, I'm not interested in developing a powerful brain. All I'm after is just a mediocre brain, something like the President of the American Telephone and Telegraph Company.
Alan Turing
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I am not a security threat, and my middle name is Kurt, not Fart.
Dwight Schrute
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Nothing is scarier than attmepting the first fart after having diarrhea.
Unknown
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I regret having held in even a single fart for you.
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She'd teach me about modern art, and I'd show her it's okay to fart.
Blink 182
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When you fall asleep tonight, I'm gonna fart in your face.
Donnie Darko
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As many know, brain injury comes in many forms. The two most prevalent brain injuries - stroke and trauma - affect more than 2.2 million Americans, and these numbers are expected to grow.
Allyson Schwartz
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Exact information about the functional significance of the deep sections of the brain is only obtained by working through the brain histologically in serial section.
Walter Rudolf Hess
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21 years old and I still laugh every time the ketchup bottle makes a fart noise.
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