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Broken Leg Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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A bad marriage is like a horse with a broken leg, you can shoot the horse, but it don't fix the leg.
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A bad marriage is like a horse with a broken leg. You can shoot the horse, but it don't fix the leg.
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How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it a leg.
Abraham Lincoln
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If you call a tail a leg, how many legs does a horse have? Four, calling a tail a leg does not make it a leg
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If you call a tail a leg, how many legs has a dog? Five? No, calling a tail a leg don't make it a leg.
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If you call a tail a leg, how many legs does a horse have? Four, calling a tail a leg does not make it a leg
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Your mama's so fat, when she broke her leg, gravy poured out!
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Yes, I do have a scar on my leg. When I was about 5 my sister and I were playing hide and seek and I hid inside this really tall-enclosed gate. After a while when my sister didn't find me I had to climb up on this sharp pole sticking out from the gate. I slipped and the pole went into my leg. I tried pulling away to get the pole out but it just tore through my whole leg. It's smaller now though because I grew!
Kylie Jenner
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I tend to do golf charity things because it's much safer and you don't get much chance of a broken arm or leg.
Dougray Scott
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I bet some of you feel sorry for me. Well don't. Having an artificial leg has its advantages. I've broken my right knee many times and it doesn't hurt a bit.
Terry Fox
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I was at the pinnacle of my career one day and the next day I was put out to pasture. I felt like a race horse with a broken leg.
Jack Klugman
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Fortunately, in the place where I went out, they had set up a little previously a fence which prevented me finally from smashing against trees. I went out with a broken leg only. A small price to be paid at the time for an accident of this kind.
Jacky Ickx
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In this business you break a leg and 150 other people are out of work while production is shut down. It's not like you were an accountant and could still work with your leg in a cast.
Ken Curtis
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If your right leg was Christmas & your left leg was New Years...Would you let me visit in between holidays?
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I was hit many times in various parts of the body, including my right leg, and thank God I am recovering. I was also severely wounded in my left leg. Iraqi and French doctors will conduct an operation shortly and, God willing, I will recover.
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My knee is as strong as it was before, if not stronger, and it's a matter of getting my leg strong. I lost six years of strength in about six month's time, so it's going to take another year or two to get that leg back up to full strength, but I'm good to go so far.
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Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.
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It wasn't until I became more confident with myself and I put myself forward instead of the jokes; at first it was put the jokes out there and I'm just behind the jokes.
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Broken vows are like broken mirrors. They leave those who held to them bleeding and staring at fractured images of themselves.
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I have two doctors - my left leg and my right leg
G M Trevelyan
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