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Suggest Revision: People always ask me, 'Were you funny as a child?' Well, no, I was an accountant.
 
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Suggest Revision: Of course, it's very easy to be witty tomorrow, after you get a chance to do some research and rehearse your ad libs.
 
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Suggest Revision: A man commented to his lunch companion: My wife had a funny dream last night. She dreamed she'd married a millionaire. You're lucky, sighed the companion. My wife dreams that in the daytime.
 
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Suggest Revision: People always ask me 'Were you funny as a child?' Well, I was an accountant.
 
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Suggest Revision: My neighbour asked if he could use my lawnmower and I told him of course he could, so long as he didn't take it out of my garden.
 
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Suggest Revision: The golden rule of work is that the bosses jokes are ALWAYS funny.
 
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Suggest Revision: God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny.
 
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Suggest Revision: The body of a young woman is God's greatest achievement. Of course He could have made it to last longer, but you can't have everything.
 
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Suggest Revision: Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
 
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Suggest Revision: My father was from Aberdeen, and a more generous man you couldn't wish to meet. I have a gold watch that belonged to him. He sold it to me on his deathbed. I wrote him a cheque for it, post dated of course.
 
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