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Bullshit Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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I'm positive I lost an electron, I better keep an ion that.
Unknown
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I don't want to be with someone boring because I'm always laughing. I like to play jokes on people and be sarcastic.
Ashley Benson
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If you were on the phone with me and Tommy right now, we would probably forget you were there, we'd just be cracking jokes. It's like Beavis and Butthead.
Nikki Sixx
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Soon I learned that the worse the puns and jokes, the funnier they could be, if you knew how to deliver them.
John Lasseter
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I don't want to be 60 years old standing on stage telling some jokes. I want my life to mean something.
Steve Harvey
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I grew up in an environment of jokes and sarcasm and puns. I talk that way, so I write that way.
Allan Sloan
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I've often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming.
Jimmy Carter
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When I was 14, I thought I was the coolest kid in school because I told everyone the jokes in FHM.
Megan Fox
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I like to hold the microphone cord like this, I pinch it together, then I let it go, then you hear a whole bunch of jokes at once.
Mitch Hedberg
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I thought coq au vin was love in a lorry.
Victoria Wood
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Happy April 1st everyone! May your day be filled with obnoxious practical jokes.
Unknown
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I can't stand people that don't know the difference between 'your' and 'you're.' Their so stupid...
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The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being, but to remind him that he is already degraded
George Orwell
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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.
Oscar Levant
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Hmm. I'm still not very good at algebra...I just can't figure out Y.
Unknown
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I slept like a log last night. I woke up in the fireplace.
Tommy Cooper
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People joked that Forster became more renowned with every book he did not write.
Paul Gray
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What did the traffic light say to the car? Don't look, I'm changing!
Tanya Bianco
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I used to have Mad Cow's disease, but I'm alright Nooooooooow.
Billy Connolly
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I have my life and I will live it. Shut your mouth before I fu.. it Ha, my jokes they will love it.
Kid Cudi
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