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Suggest Revision: The first guy who got Aids was a French flight attendant. How you like that Frenchie! You know when I come back and run for office, that may be the one that comes back and haunts me.
 
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Suggest Revision: A good story is always you doing something wrong, you know? That's why nice people are so damn boring. I mean, they're nice, but their stories suck.
 
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Suggest Revision: I think racists know at this point that theyve probably got to keep their ideas to themselvesunless theyre at one of those Klan meetings. You know bunch of douchebags sitting around with a fucking comforter thrown over your face, just fucking getting all sweaty under there, your face breaking out. You know? Whats wrong with those people?
 
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Suggest Revision: Pitbulls are like a gun you can pet.
 
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Suggest Revision: Nothing makes a white guy feel safer than seeing a trolly, you never feel youre gonna get fucked up when youre around a trolly.
 
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Suggest Revision: Fuck this I'm going to get a pumpkin.
 
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Suggest Revision: Do you know how many times a week people ask me why I'm yelling?
 
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Suggest Revision: There's this critical point where you've stayed single for too long and your brain switches from 'You know, maybe I shouldn't say that.' to 'Eh, fuck it, say it, see what happens.'
 
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Suggest Revision: Only an adult with dying dreams can appreciate how awesome it is to have a dog.
 
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Suggest Revision: I am so pro-swine flu...I want it. We need a plague. It's got to happen; don't be afraid. It's only going to kill the weak.
 
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