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Butter My Butt And Call Me Quotes & Sayings
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I tried the low-carb bread. Have you tried it? It's horrible. I tasted it. I thought the wrapper was still on. It's not like it went bad, it never went good. They have 'I Can't Believe It's Not Butter,' they should call it, 'This Ain't Bread.' 'Cause it looks like bread, but it has no other properties of bread. I said, 'You know what? I'll butter it. That'll make it better.' Butter won't go on it. It slides right off. The butter's like, 'Where are you putting me?' Jam and jelly beads up and fall off it. Did they Scotch-guard this at the factory? You know what I'll do? It's okay, I'll toast it. I'll make a sandwich, I'll toast it. It's better when you toast it. It doesn't toast. You can't toast it. I'm out in the garage with a blow torch. It's absorbing the heat like a space shuttle tile.
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What I love is a peanut butter and pickle sandwich. I'll just have peanut butter and bananas, then peanut butter and pickles. Peanut butter and chocolate I don't recommend.
Dianne Wiest
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Martha Stewarts my idol. I like Nigella Lawson too. And of course, Paula Deen, butter, butter, butter!
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Call me a slut, call me a whor... If you dont like me theres the door. Call me anorexic, call me fat. I can put this on or I can lose that. Call me annoying, call me dumb, excuse me miss I'm having fun. Call me a flirt, call me fake. Thats just me, so give me a break. Call me wierd, call me a geek, call me what you want. Im just that unique:)
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My shits so butter they should call me Marge and I aint gotta be boss just as long as Im in charge,
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We can do without butter, but, despite all our love of peace, not without arms. One cannot shoot with butter, but with guns.
Joseph Goebbels
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I call my mom now and say, "You know all the dinners you made that I said "no" to and then went off and ate peanut butter? I'm sorry. I get it now. I slaved over roasting this, and Violet goes, "No, no, no!"
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If you don't mind smelling like peanut butter for two or three days, peanut butter is darn good shaving cream.
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That awkward moment when its Peanut Butter Jelly Time and youre allergic to peanut butter.
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Would you rather have butter or guns? Preparedness makes us powerful. Butter merely makes us fat.
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I do a little butt watching. I look at Matthew McConaughey's naked butt.
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Did you know when you eat rump roast, your eating a cow's butt? - Butt-Head
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If Paris Hilton thinks my butt looks gross I really dont care. At least I have a butt.
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I've gotten my butt kicked by the best. Jet Li beat me up the best, but Steven Segal can still kick a good butt. It's a different kind of kicking, though.
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Would ya like a copy of my butt? -Butt-Head
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I have a white girl booty. I dont have a big butt. Id rather have a happy medium and take some off my chest and put it towards my butt so I could balance out a bit.
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I'm coming down in my slab, 84's on Perelli's. Candy paint buck seats, I call it peanut butter jelly. Pouring up the purple, blowing on some'ing smelly In a button drop the top, and put the dropper on the belly.
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Motorcycles and coffins, ride or die. Somethin' like a belt, right by my side. Smooth like butter, plus she's fly. Like to call her debbie, cuz she's my pie.
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You call me arrogant? I say it's an accurate self-assessment because I work my butt off to be as good as I am at what I do and I'm proud of myself.
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Sometimes...my farts smell like peanut butter...But I don't eat peanut butter. Then why do they smell like that?!
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