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Buying A Condom Cashier Quotes & Sayings
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Cashier: Are you buying these? Me: No, I'm going to steal them, I just wanted to show you first.
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Remember, ladies: if he says he doesn't have a condom, say that you're okay with becoming a mother. BAM, condom out of nowhere!
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You know, the condom is the glass slipper of our generation. You slip it on when you meet a stranger. You dance all night, then you throw it away. The condom, I mean. Not the stranger.
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Buying an iPhone is like a gateway drug to buying more of apples products...you just cant get enough...
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In spite of all this noise, customers are still definitely buying in North America, and they're really, really buying internationally.
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I'm the cashier, I change girls
Lil Wayne
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A 30-year mortgage at Michaels age essentially means that hes buying a coffin. If I were buying my coffin, I would get one with thicker walls so you couldnt hear the other dead people.
Dwight Schrute
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I never tell the cashier at chipotle I got extra meat, thug life!
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The pi.p moment when you tell the cashier 'keep the change' and walk away like a boss.
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I hate it when the cashier's ask, 'Is that everything?' Uhh, no. I'd also like to purchase all of this invisible sh*t as well...
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Whether I'm doing music or I'm walking down the street or I'm in a record store buying a record or I walk into a comic store and I'm buying comics or having a drink with my friends, it's the same me.
Glenn Danzig
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Buy condoms & when the cashier asks do you need a bag? Just say, No she isn't that ugly!
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Although one of his long-standing fantasies was to open a house of prostitution, the fantasy role he chose for himself was that of cashier.
Jesse Kornbluth
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Me without you is like a condom with no lube.
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To get anybody to buy from you requires three things: rapport, logic and emotion. Rapport means that the buyer trusts you. Logic means that buying makes sense. Emotion means that buying feels good. Use all three tools.
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you can wear a condom but you cant come here
Lil Wayne
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If you're going to have s.., use a condom.
Dennis Rodman
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Its fu.. the world, no condom.
Lil Wayne
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Some people use just one condom, right? But we use tons
Tracey Emin
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Dear McDonalds cashier, Don't give me that look, there's no age limit on a happy meal. Sincerely, Don't forget the toy.
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