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Caffeine Funny Quotes & Sayings
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I don't usually drink caffeine so that when I need it, it actually does something.
Anna Kendrick
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It's all I have left in my life, caffeine and a poodle.
Brad Garrett
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Sleep is a symptom of caffeine deprivation.
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Caffeine. The gateway drug.
Eddie Vedder
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Caffeine. The gateway drug.
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I have to consume large amounts of caffeine before I can even come close to being a morning person.
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Widespread caffeine use explains a lot about the twentieth century.
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Shaking haters cause Im told they aint got nothing on me. Im overloaded off caffeine from this cup of coffee.
D Pryde
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You know, why don't you take him off all this stuff you have him hopped up on, all this garbage that we're feeding him, all this sugar and caffeine, and then see what happens?
Morgan Spurlock
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If they took all the drugs, nicotine, alcohol and caffeine off the market for six days, they'd have to bring out the tanks to control you.
Dick Gregory
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
Unknown
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Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat.
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Caffeine is like a really attractive girl that has nothing to say. You get all jacked up on it and then you're left feeling hollow and empty. You drink eight cups of Starbucks, you might as well have done cocaine.
Adam Levine
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I drink booze, I smoke, and I'm hooked on caffeine. I actually have been known to swear at times and belch and even raise my voice when provoked. And I'm not physically repressed!
Helena Bonham Carter
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Studies show that s.. in the morning is more effective than caffeine. At least that's what I'm going with.
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I used to always get a chai latte from Starbucks, but I just switched to one espresso shot. Im allowing myself one serving of caffeine while breastfeeding baby Mason, and the latte was really all sugar and milk.
Kourtney Kardashian
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Sleep is intimately related to health and well being. Sleep well, live well. Don't cheat sleep with caffeine!
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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
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I'm not so funny. Gilda was funny. I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. But she was funny. She spent more time worrying about being liked than anything else.
Gene Wilder
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I moved to New York to do theater, and I got cast in a play that was funny, and then I was the funny guy. I did a movie that was funny, and then I was the funny guy.
Steve Zahn
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