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Suggest Revision: I never did very well in mathI could never seem to persuade the teacher that I hadn't meant my answers literally.
 
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Suggest Revision: I never did very well in mathI could never seem to persuade the teacher that I hadn't meant my answers literally.
 
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Suggest Revision: The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found.
 
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Suggest Revision: Keeping off a large weight loss is a phenomenon about as common in American medicine as an impoverished dermatologist.
 
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Suggest Revision: Following the Jewish tradition, a dispenser of schmaltz (liquid chicken fat) is kept on the table to give the vampires heartburn if they get through the garlic defense.
 
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Suggest Revision: Even today, well-brought-up English girls are taught by their mothers to boil all veggies for at least a month and a half, just in case one of the dinner guests turns up without his teeth.
 
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Suggest Revision: The food in such places is so tasteless because the members associate spices and garlic with just the sort of people they're trying to keep out.
 
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Suggest Revision: As far as I'm concerned,
 
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Suggest Revision: As far as I'm concerned, whom is a word that was invented to make everyone sound like a butler.
 
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Suggest Revision: I never did very well in math - I could never seem to persuade the teacher that I hadn't meant my answers literally.
 
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