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Can Piss A Happy Meal Off Quotes & Sayings
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Oh yes, the victim! At what point does personal responsibility become a factor in this equation? I see piss comin', I move. She saw piss comin', she stayed, and why should I have to miss out on the next R. Kelly album just for that!!! And if R. Kelly goes to jail, I'LL PISS ON YO' CAT!!!
Riley Freeman
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Jewelry from a Happy Meal, fu.. it I was happy still.
Mac Miller
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You read a lot about movies with budgets of $25 to 30 million. Hell, if a studio can piss away that kind of money, why not let 'em piss on me?
Roy Scheider
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Jealousy, I ask thee: "What is this for? ". How was I to know I was happy being piss poor.
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I'm gonna be a character in a Happy Meal.
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Any free meal is a good meal, you know?
Joe Sakic
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These ho.. be sprintin like its track n field because this supersize d..k is their Happy Meal.
Ludacris
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The meal is not over when I'm full. The meal is over when I hate myself.
Louis CK
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Dip my tail in blood ink. Write it down in red. Scribe the words "Happy meal" Right across your head.
Angelspit
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Being an adult means knowing you can have cake for every meal, but choosing not to have cake for every meal because you're too drunk to eat.
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Happy mothers day to all the beautiful mothers working hard just to put a warm meal on the table & taking care of their family, much love.
Unknown
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Speed racer on the track call me Hot Wheels. Them bullets long like fries, get a Happy Meal.
Jae Millz
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It's funny how McDonald's is trying to become 'healthy'. Adding 4 apple slices to a Happy Meal isn't going to rid childhood obesity.
Unknown
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I sold my soul to the devil that's a crappy deal, least it came with a few toys like a happy meal.
Kanye West
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Cheating on someone who loves you is like sneaking a Happy Meal into Olive Garden. It's like, dude you already have unlimited breadsticks.
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Dear McDonalds cashier, Don't give me that look, there's no age limit on a happy meal. Sincerely, Don't forget the toy.
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In corn, I think I've found the key to the American food chain. If you look at a fast-food meal, a McDonald's meal, virtually all the carbon in it - and what we eat is mostly carbon - comes from corn.
Michael Pollan
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Sitting down to a meal with an Indian family is different from sitting down to a meal with a British family.
Roland Joffe
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Girl's are absolutely worse than guys. I don't care what anyone says. You piss a guy off he may say something mean about you but he does it to defend his pride so he doesn't look like a little, hurt bi......You piss off a girl she'll probably make out with your bestfriend, ruin your friendship with him and won't stop until she is sure your heart is stomped all over. So I have to agree that behind every asshole was probably a girl who gave him complete hell. That is why girls prefer to be friends with boys, because in the end even unconsciously it's always a competition with girls.
Jazmin Garcia
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Holy Thursday, The disciples prepare the passover meal, They meet in the upper room, Jesus washes the disciples feet, and they head to the garden of Gethsemane post meal, something that rubs against every law of Jewish culture, but is quintessential Jesus. This is it...the cup won't be passed. Everything Jesus ever said about the Kingdom, Temples, and the empires of men is about to become very real.
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