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Can We Buy A Beer And Quotes & Sayings
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You can never buy beer, you just rent it.
Archie Bunker
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When I was broke, no one ever offered to buy me a beer. Now that I have quite a bit of money, everybody tries to buy me beers. Where were all these people back when I was in college and broke?
Chris Moneymaker
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Pretty women make us BUY beer. Ugly women make us DRINK beer.
Ed ONeill
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Paintings are like a beer, only beer tastes good and it's hard to stop drinking beer.
Billy Carter
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You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.
Frank Zappa
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If your sorority has to sell jam to buy beer, you're drinking too much.
Hank Hill
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Money can buy you medicine but it can't buy you good health. Money can buy you a house but it can't buy you a happy home. Money can buy you a date for the night but it can't buy you true love.
Unknown
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We're basically after Joe's beer money, and Joe likes his beer, so you better make sure that what you give him is at least as pleasurable to him as having his six-pack of beer would be.
Jerry Pournelle
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A guy sitting with his girlfriend, drinking beer says, "I love you". Girl asks "Is it you or the beer talking?". Boy replies, "Its me. Talking to my beer."
Unknown
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Marijuana is like Coors beer. If you could buy the damn stuff at a Georgia filling station, you'd decide you wouldn't want it.
Billy Carter
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We buy our way out of jail but we can't buy freedom. We buy a lot of clothes when we don't really need them. Things we buy to cover up what's inside.
Kanye West
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Buy, buy, buy, buy! They want to grab you and trap you and turn you into little Elizabeth Hurleys.
Kristin Scott Thomas
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Homer: Oh, I'll never drink another beer in my life.Vendor: BEER HERE! I GOT BEER!Homer: OOH, I'll take ten!
Patrick Rossiter
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We're the only band that's got real communication between the stage and the audience. People know they can come and talk to us and pour beer over us, buy us a drink and spit at us. [on his group, the Damned].
Captain Sensible
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Go to the grocery store and buy better things. Buy quality, buy organic, buy natural, go to the farmers market. Immediately that's going to increase the quality of the food you make.
Michael Symon
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We buy our way out of jail but we can't buy freedom, We buy a lot of clothes when we don't really need them, Things we buy to cover up what's inside.
Kanye West
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We buy our way out of jail but we can't buy freedom, We buy a lot of clothes when we don't really need them, Things we buy to cover up what's inside.
Kanye West
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With money you can buy a house, but not a home With money you can buy a clock, but not time With money you can buy a book, but not knowledge With money you can buy blood, but not life With money you can buy s.., but not love. So what can you buy with money???
Prem Rawat
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Money can buy a house, but not a home. It can buy a bed, but not sleep. It can buy a clock, but not time. It can buy a book, but not knowledge. Money can earn a position, but not respect. It can buy blood, but not health, so you see, money is not everything in life.
Anurag Prakash Ray
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If I have a near-beer, Im near beer. And if Im near beer, Im close to tequila. And if Im close to tequila, Im adjacent to cocaine.
Craig Ferguson
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