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Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.	18 up, 5 down

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When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.

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A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car

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I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

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Never have more children than you have car windows.

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Let us raise a standard to which the wise and honest can repair; the rest is in the hands of God.

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Life is a gamble. You can get hurt, but people die in plane crashes, lose their arms and legs in car accidents; people die every day. Same with fighters: some die, some get hurt, some go on. You just don't let yourself believe it will happen to you.

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Have you heard about the Irishman who reversed into a car boot sale and sold the engine?

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So I was in my car, and I was driving along, and my boss rang up, and he said 'You've been promoted.' And I swerved. And then he rang up a second time and said You've been promoted again.' And I swerved again. He rang up a third time and said 'You're managing director.' And I went into a tree. And a policeman came up and said 'What happened to you?' And I said 'I careered off the road.'

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