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Chelsea Handler On Black Men Quotes & Sayings
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Along with the 97 percent of women who can see, I have never been a fan of redheaded men.
Chelsea Handler
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Men dont realize that if were sleeping with them on the first date, were probably not interested in seeing them again either.
Chelsea Handler
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Most men would never tell a girl her Pikachu smells like a crab cake. It's just not done. But they would have no qualms about telling their guy friends. Similarly, if you're a guy and you pull your pants down, and the girl you're with immediately stats text messaging her friends, you have a small pe..s. Are You There Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea
Chelsea Handler
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Are you there vodka? It's me, Chelsea. Please get me out of jail and I promise I will never drink again. Drink and drive. I will never drink and drive again. I may even start my own group fashioned after MADD, Mothers Against Drunk Driving, but I'll call it AWLTDASH, Alcoholics Who Like to Drink and Stay Home.
Chelsea Handler
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I love Chelsea Handler.
Lauren Conrad
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...some of the best s.. I can barely remember.
Chelsea Handler
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I'll always be doing stand-up as long as people are still interested in seeing me.
Chelsea Handler
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I think we can all agree that sleeping around is a great way to meet people.
Chelsea Handler
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I think Chelsea Handler is the funniest woman.
David Alan Grier
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Obviously, if I was serious about having a relationship with some one long-term, the last people I would introduce him to would be my family.
Chelsea Handler
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I have no idea why gay men love me, but I would have to assume it's because they know how much I love the gays! Everyone needs a good gay man in their life.
Chelsea Handler
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My whole life is reading tabloid magazines. It's really sad, because that's what my show is all about, what is going on with celebrities. So I have to know everything.
Chelsea Handler
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Everyone, calm down. I met with mr. Cent about a potential project. Theres nothing to report yet, ill let you know if there is.
Chelsea Handler
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It became clear when I got in my car that Persians are only really good for two things. Oil and hummus.
Chelsea Handler
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The show is a behind-the-scenes look at what happens at our office when the cameras are off...A perfect platform for people who have no business being on camera.
Chelsea Handler
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I had to feign interest in all this nonsense until I could ask when I could come over and sit on his face. I didn't say that out loud, of course. I never say the things I really want to. If I did, I'd have no friends.
Chelsea Handler
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Ivory's the kind of girl who gets drunk and immediately starts slurring. I have a lot of friends like that, and I think it's because it makes me look 'more together.
Chelsea Handler
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Why he would agree to install an eight-by-eight-foot fish tank and then not fill it with a single dolphin made me want to burn his eyebrows off.
Chelsea Handler
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Lydia was the kind of friend whom people referred to as a 'party favor' -- always fun to be around but she doesn't have any patience for suffering unless it's her own.
Chelsea Handler
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Paris Hilton is going on a goodwill mission to Rwanda. Its the first time an entire Third World country will have to get immunizations for a visitor.
Chelsea Handler
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