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Bikes parked out front mean good chicken-fried steak inside.

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Shoo Fly, ho! Kick the bucket and niggas talking shit I bust em in their chicken nugget.

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I don't' want no birds up in my car, I dont drive no chicken coupe.

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Chicken wings and fries, I'm in love with all the simple things. Little things, soldiers be around always bickering.

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Yeah, they always want that fun shit when you tryna spit a little something real. They start running, turning chicken like a nugget meal.

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I miss you like a black kid misses fried chicken.

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Yesterday, at a restaurant, I asked the waiter how he prepared the chicken. He replied, "We don't...we just tell it straight that it's going to die!"

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A drunken man was dreaming that he died and reincarnated on earth as a chicken. He became heavy and tried to lay an egg! He pushed and pushed and laid the 1st egg, then the 2nd. He was pushing to lay a 3rd egg when his wife screamed ''James! You're shitting on the bed!"	582 up, 225 down

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Good evening to anyone that knows McDonalds will sell you 1 chicken nugget at a time.

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Chicken pot pie sounds like such a good idea. If you add commas.

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