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Well, I guess that early 12 string. The first Martin I bought. I bought it around 1957 with money I earned as a janitor assistant. I bought brand new. I still have that.
Roger McGuinn
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I'm a non-confrontational person. If I order salmon and I get chicken, I'm going to eat the chicken.
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We're a team now, like Batman and Robin, like chicken and a chicken container.
Tracy Morgan
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I love chicken. I would eat chicken fingers on Thanksgiving if it were socially acceptable.
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All these years, I thought I liked chicken cause it was delicioius; but turns out, I'm genetically predisposed to likin chicken!
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To the goggling unbeliever Texans say - as people always say about their mangier dishes - "but it's just like chicken, only tenderer." Rattlesnake is, in fact, just like chicken, only tougher.
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My dad's a doctor, and when I was 8, I went to one of his medical conferences where they were demonstrating laser surgery on a chicken. I was so mad that a chicken had to die, I never ate meat again.
Natalie Portman
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My dad's a doctor, and when I was 8, I went to one of his medical conferences where they were demonstrating laser surgery on a chicken. I was so mad that a chicken had to die, I never ate meat again.
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To the goggling unbeliever Texans say - as people always say about their mangier dishes - but it's just like chicken, only tenderer. Rattlesnake is, in fact, just like chicken, only tougher.
Alistair Cooke
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Just bought my ni...s some cane, so much it came with a plane. Bought my ni...s some dope, so much it came with a boat. I just bought me a crib so big it came with a moat. For ni...s jumping the fence I hope you ni...s can float.
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Turkey, unlike chicken, has very elegant characteristics. It has more of a cache than chicken. Turkey is a delicacy, so it should be presented in such a way.
Todd English
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Son, in politics you've got to learn that overnight chicken shit can turn to chicken salad.
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Sometimes we used to eat once a day... chicken backs. You could buy four chicken backs for a quarter.
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An honest politician is one who when he is bought will stay bought
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Just bought me a Benz, just bought me a Rolls. I pay for that pu..., I go shopping for ho...
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I grew up on a farm. I have seen animals having s.. in every position imaginable. Goat on chicken. Chicken on goat. Couple of chickens doing a goat, couple of pigs watching.
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An honest politician is one who, when he is bought, will stay bought.
Simon Cameron
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It's like having chicken put on the table with salt and pepper.. then somebody takes away the chicken and then you're left with salt and pepper.
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