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Child Support Joke Quotes & Sayings
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I've been paying alimony since I was 14 and child support since 15. That's a joke, but not by much.
Don Adams
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What you never want to do is have a story that doesn't track emotionally, because then you're going joke to joke and you're going to fatigue the audience. The only thing that's going to string them to the next joke is how successful the previous joke is.
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To support mother and father, to cherish wife and child and to have a simple livelihood; this is the good luck.
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A stupid person laughs three times at a joke; once when everyone else is laughing, a second time when he actually gets the joke, and a third time when he realizes he was laughing without getting the joke at first.
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I remember when I was in college, I used to watch Julia Child's cooking show during dinner and joke with my roommates about becoming a TV chef.
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Late is better than never...unless it's related to becoming a father and child support.
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People confuse the subject of the joke with the target of the joke, and they're very rarely the same.
Ricky Gervais
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A lot of comedies fall apart because they just go from joke to joke, and the characters are all sort of being crazy off on their own.
Paul Feig
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Poetry is like making a joke. If you get one word wrong at the end of a joke, you've lost the whole thing.
W S Merwin
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A joke without a point, inane and bald, itself a joke on joking may be called
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Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie... a dir.. joke is a sort of mental rebellion.
George Orwell
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I love doing theaters, cracking people up, hearing them physically roll in the aisles. But we need to get serious. These are serious times. No joke. No joke.
James Gandolfini
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If you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joke?
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Every child's special and deserves the best start and right financial support in life.
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Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie... a dir.. joke is a sort of mental rebellion.
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How would you feel if I used your child support payments for plastic surgery? -Susan
Desperate Housewives
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People think that child-support enforcement benefits children, but it doesn't.
Phyllis Schlafly
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Anyone who does anything to help a child in his life is a hero to me.
Fred Rogers
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What's worse than being dumped by the love of your life? Having to pay child support afterwords.
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I'm an independent thinker. And I'm not the poster child for any movement. I'm trying to support whatever's right no matter where it is.
Mos Def
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