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Suggest Revision: I met this guy who said he loved children, then I found out he was on parole for it.
 
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Suggest Revision: Children really brighten up a household - they never turn the lights off.
 
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Suggest Revision: Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?
 
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Suggest Revision: When children are doing nothing, they are doing mischief.
 
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Suggest Revision: The trouble with children is that they're not returnable.
 
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Suggest Revision: I love children, especially when they cry, for then someone takes them away.
 
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Suggest Revision: We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.
 
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Suggest Revision: The trouble with children is that they are not returnable.
 
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Suggest Revision: The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children.
 
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Suggest Revision: Pretty much all the honest truth telling there is in the world is done by children.
 
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