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My mom was a little weird. When I was little she would make chocolate frosting. And she'd let me lick the beaters. And then she'd turn them off.

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Remember when you used to eat a block of chocolate, without feeling guilty?

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Chocolate makes even the worst day a better day.

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We don't want this moment to end, so cover us in chocolate and throw us to the lesbians.

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A good boyfriend will get you wine instead of flowers and chocolate for Valentine's Day.

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No woman will ever be truly satisfied on Valentines day because no man has a chocolate penis wrapped in money that ejaculates diamonds.

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There's nothing better than a good friend, except a good friend with chocolate.

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Working hard to maintain the illusion I'm Boss of the Boy & Girl. Witty people, retro style, TV, animals, trees & chocolate happily. Too camp is just enough.

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My mind says Victoria Secret model, but my heart says chocolate, pizza, food.

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Save the earth, it's the only planet with chocolate!

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