TOPIC
AUTHOR
Close
Search
Close
Search
Close
Search
Close
Search
EVENTS
MEMBERS
LOGIN
SIGN UP
Quotes
Topics
Pictures
Questions
Authors
Blog
About
Terms
Privacy
Sitemap
Get in Touch
Advertise
Removal Request
Subscribe
Contact Us
Social
Facebook
Instagram
Twitter
Pinterest
Close
Submit Quote
Latest Quotes
Browse our latest quotes
Topic List
Categorized list of quote topics
Famous Authors
Alphabetical list of influential authors
Picture Quotes
Custom and user added quotes with pictures
Quotes
Questions
Submit Quote
Civil Engineering Funny Picture Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Civil Engineering Funny Picture" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
Related Topics
Funny
Engineering
Science
Engineering
Government
Civil Liberties
Civil Rights
Ignorance
Religion
Photography
Humor
Finding Love
Bitter Love
Disappointed Love
Being Insecure
Denial
Optimism
Funny
Pessimism
Show more
Conflict
Facebook
Parents
Memorial Day
Feelings
Being Hurt
Broken Promises
Being Disappointed
People Change
Break Up
Atheism
Funny Facebook Status
Keeping It Real
Happiness
Foreigners
Opportunity
Right
Democracy
Community
Ex Girlfriend
Ex Boyfriend
Done With You
It Is What It Is
People
Human Rights
Baseball
Funny Facebook Status
Morality
Justice
QUOTES
The joy of engineering is to find a straight line on a double logarithmic diagram.
Thomas Koenig
200 Likes
Funny quotes
Engineering quotes
Sponsored Links
Engineering...to define rudely but not inaptly, is the art of doing that well with one dollar, which any bungler can do with two after a fashion.
Arthur Mellen Wellington
148 Likes
Funny quotes
Engineering quotes
I did graduate with a bachelor's degree in civil engineering in 1948.
Daniel J Evans
40 Likes
You can do one of two things: You can be the artist that paints the picture, or you can be in the picture. Once you're in the picture, it's not funny.
Tracy Morgan
2 Likes
I was in school studying civil engineering. A guy approached me on the street and said that I had a interesting look-very exotic. He told me I should try to be in the industry.
Thuy Trang
49 Likes
Sponsored Links
My father was a professor of civil engineering at MIT, and my mother taught high school English.
Eric Allin Cornell
54 Likes
The goal of science and engineering is to build better mousetraps. The goal of nature is to build better mice.
Unknown
169 Likes
Funny quotes
Science quotes
Engineering quotes
Software Engineering might be science; but that's not what I do. I'm a hacker, not an engineer.
Jamie Zawinski
85 Likes
Engineering quotes
Forget it, Louis, no Civil War picture ever made a nickel.
Irving Thalberg
1 Likes
Piecemeal social engineering resembles physical engineering in regarding the ends as beyond the province of technology.
Karl Popper
2 Likes
Sponsored Links
You see, my ambition was not to confound the engineering world but simply to create a beautiful piece of art.
Kit Williams
93 Likes
Engineering quotes
History, I believe, furnishes no example of a priest-ridden people maintaining a free civil government. This marks the lowest grade of ignorance of which their civil as well as religious leaders will always avail themselves for their own purposes.
Thomas Jefferson
15 Likes
Government quotes
Civil Liberties quotes
Civil Rights quotes
Ignorance quotes
Religion quotes
There is no one area of chemical engineering that specifically helped me in my career as an astronaut, it was more the general education in engineering. Also, it was a very difficult and rigorous course. So, it made me strong and resourceful.
Leroy Chiao
7 Likes
An engineer is someone who washes his hands before going to the toilet.
Anon
116 Likes
Funny quotes
Engineering quotes
With every civil right there has to be a corresponding civil obligation.
Edison Haines
19 Likes
Civil Rights quotes
Sponsored Links
From here, it becomes an engineering problem; the engineer considers the ground motion that will occur and evaluates the requirements of the proposed structure in the light of the local foundation conditions.
Charles Francis Richter
93 Likes
Engineering quotes
An engineer is someone who is good with figures, but doesn't have the personality of an accountant.
Unknown
78 Likes
Funny quotes
Engineering quotes
One man's magic is another man's engineering. Supernatural is a null word.
Robert A Heinlein
128 Likes
Engineering quotes
One time a guy handed me a picture. He said, 'Here's a picture of me when I was younger.' Every picture is of you when you were younger. 'Here's a picture of me when I'm older.' 'You son of bit**, how'd you pull that off? Let me see that camera. What's it look like?'
Mitch Hedberg
8 Likes
Photography quotes
A theory may be so rich in descriptive possibilities that it can be made to fit any data.
Phillip Johnson-Laird
51 Likes
Funny quotes
Engineering quotes
1
2
3
4
...
25
TRENDING
TRENDING TOPICS
Apr 19
Adulthood
Annoying People
Bed
Being Awesome
Being Strong
Cheating Girlfriend
Confession
Daring
Destruction
Errors
Eternity
Ethics
Feelings
Fool
Funny Good Morning
Intention
Mediocrity
Proof
Reward
The Present
ABOUT
Terms
Privacy Policy
Removal Request
Sitemap
Contact Us
OUR GOAL
Our goal is to help you by delivering amazing quotes to bring inspiration, personal growth, love and happiness to your everyday life.
© 2024 SearchQuotes™