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Close Your Leg Jokeses Quotes & Sayings
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How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it a leg.
Abraham Lincoln
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If you call a tail a leg, how many legs does a horse have? Four, calling a tail a leg does not make it a leg
Abraham Lincoln
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If you call a tail a leg, how many legs has a dog? Five? No, calling a tail a leg don't make it a leg.
Abraham Lincoln
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If you call a tail a leg, how many legs does a horse have? Four, calling a tail a leg does not make it a leg
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Yes, I do have a scar on my leg. When I was about 5 my sister and I were playing hide and seek and I hid inside this really tall-enclosed gate. After a while when my sister didn't find me I had to climb up on this sharp pole sticking out from the gate. I slipped and the pole went into my leg. I tried pulling away to get the pole out but it just tore through my whole leg. It's smaller now though because I grew!
Kylie Jenner
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In this business you break a leg and 150 other people are out of work while production is shut down. It's not like you were an accountant and could still work with your leg in a cast.
Ken Curtis
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A bad marriage is like a horse with a broken leg. You can shoot the horse, but it don't fix the leg.
Unknown
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If your right leg was Christmas & your left leg was New Years...Would you let me visit in between holidays?
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Out of the tens of thousands of prosthetic legs they've made, there's never been any 400-meter athletes run under 50 seconds. So, if this was such a technologically advanced prosthetic leg, then how come not everyone's qualifying, or coming close to the qualification time, then?
Oscar Pistorius
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I was hit many times in various parts of the body, including my right leg, and thank God I am recovering. I was also severely wounded in my left leg. Iraqi and French doctors will conduct an operation shortly and, God willing, I will recover.
Uday Hussein
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My knee is as strong as it was before, if not stronger, and it's a matter of getting my leg strong. I lost six years of strength in about six month's time, so it's going to take another year or two to get that leg back up to full strength, but I'm good to go so far.
Picabo Street
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I have two doctors - my left leg and my right leg
G M Trevelyan
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A bad marriage is like a horse with a broken leg, you can shoot the horse, but it don't fix the leg.
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Go in close, and when you think you are too close, go in closer.
Major Thomas B Tommy McGuire
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My sculpture is very personal; for years my subjects were family and close, close friends.
Gloria Swanson
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My family, you know, are all still, you know, very close. We're all still very close. Mom and Daddy are still alive. So, what more can you ask for? Your kids are healthy.
Reba McEntire
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Close don't count in baseball. Close only counts in horsesho.. and grenades.
Frank Robinson
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It has always been difficult to get very close to the spirit of the Sistine Chapel; now that it is cleaned, it is like trying to get close to a trumpet.
Nigel McGilchrist
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I've seen, not surprisingly, no action taken against those people, but here I am, an anarchist website, not even close to what that is, not even close to what else you can find on the Internet.
Sherman Austin
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Well, Rhoda was, I think, the last actress that we saw. There had been so many wonderful actresses who were close, really close. But there was no magical epiphany.
Mary Tyler Moore
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