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Coke Vs Pepsi Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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They don't drink pepsi they just sell coke.
Young Jeezy
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d..k's and vagina's are like Coke and Pepsi, I strongly prefer one but my dad thinks they both taste the same.
Bo Burnham
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If the parties would brand themselves the way Coke and Pepsi and other products do so that you knew what you were buying, it had quality control. I vote for the Republican. He or she will not raise my taxes. I'll buy one. I'll take that one home.
Grover Norquist
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Arguments over grammar and style are often as fierce as those over IBM versus Mac, and as fruitless as Coke versus Pepsi and boxers versus briefs.
Jack Lynch
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Theres no such thing as a bad idea to a coke-head. Everything is the shit. Thats why coke-head always dance. You ever notice that? No matter what you say to a coke-head.all coke-heads hula-hoop, I dont know why.
Kevin Hart
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Remember Clear Pepsi? What a fail. It looked like Sprite, but tasted like Pepsi. What a bait & switch on my taste buds!
Olivia Munn
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The way you can go to Paris or Beijing and everywhere there's a McDonald's hamburger, this is the ecological quivalent of franchised life-forms. Every place is the same place. Kudzu. Zebra Mussels. Water Hyacinths. Starlings. Burger Kings. The local natives, anything unique gets squeezed out. The only biodiversity we're going to have left is Coke versus Pepsi. We're landscaping the whole world one stupid mistake at a time.
Chuck Palahniuk
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The way you can go to Paris or Beijing and everywhere there's a McDonald's hamburger, this is the ecological quivalent of franchised life-forms. Every place is the same place. Kudzu. Zebra Mussels. Water Hyacinths. Starlings. Burger Kings. The local natives, anything unique gets squeezed out. The only biodiversity we're going to have left is Coke versus Pepsi. We're landscaping the whole world one stupid mistake at a time.
Chuck Palahniuk
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God made coke. God made pepsi. God made me. Oh so s..y. God made rivers. God made lakes. God made you. Well...we all make mistakes.
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I love Diet Coke. I really got into it once I got diagnosed with diabetes, because I couldn't drink regular Coke and I really like Coca-Cola. I probably have about four a day.
Nick Jonas
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I just feel like OReilly is a racist. Definitely a hypocrite. I dont feel as if Pepsi values the black dollar. Its bigger than me. I dont feel that Pepsi values the black dollar because of what they did.
Ludacris
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Al Gore has found a new job. He is going to teach journalism at Columbia University, which is ironic isn't it? The guy who did all the coke winds up going to the White House, the guy who didn't do coke goes to Columbia.
Jay Leno
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Al Gore has found a new job. He is going to teach journalism at Columbia University, which is ironic isn't it? The guy who did all the coke winds up going to the White House, the guy who didn't do coke goes to Columbia.
Jay Leno
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Al Gore has found a new job. He is going to teach journalism at Columbia University, which is ironic isn't it? The guy who did all the coke winds up going to the White House, the guy who didn't do coke goes to Columbia.
Jay Leno
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Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.
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It wasn't until I became more confident with myself and I put myself forward instead of the jokes; at first it was put the jokes out there and I'm just behind the jokes.
Wanda Sykes
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Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.
George Mikes
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Pepsi blue, Im the ice cube riding in it. Lightly tinted, I be ghost.
Neako
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There are two kinds of artists left: those who endorse Pepsi and those who simply won t.
Annie Lennox
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A difference of taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.
TS Eliot
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