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Cold Flu Funny Quotes & Sayings
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Having the flu should give you plenty of time to flesh out your conspiracy theories about flu shots.
Unknown
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With the absence of a flu vaccination last year, I did not take a flu shot; but there is still some immunity that carries over from year to year; but about every 30 years, there is a major change in the genetics of the flu virus.
Michael Burgess
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Let's spend your winter birthday getting completely wasted on cold and flu medications.
Unknown
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Get well soon to someone who thinks they have the flu but probably doesn't.
Unknown
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Hope you recover from the flu shot.
Unknown
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I feel bad for the flu if it has to spend time in my body.
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Sorry you're having trouble determining if your nausea and vomiting are from the flu or your horrible drinking problem.
Unknown
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A cold church is like cold butter, it doesn't spread well.
Unknown
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It was so cold the lawyers had their hands in their own pockets...
Unknown
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It's so cold we had to chisel the dog off a lamp-post.
Unknown
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It was so cold that the Statue of Liberty put the torch INSIDE her dress.
Unknown
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George washington said "We would have a black president when pigs fly!"... well, swine flu.
Unknown
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Too cold to think.
Unknown
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I hope your flu-induced hallucinations don't make you as rambling and incoherent as a Jodie Foster speech.
Unknown
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She's so cold, she's so cold, cold, cold, I dare not touch her my hand just froze.
The Rolling Stones
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How many women have the courage to start properly with a cold, cold bath early in the morning? I jump in, throw the water, cold as ice, and after the first plunge I am happy.
Anna Held
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You cold, cold heart!
Great Expectations
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If you are cold - youll warm somehow, if you are hungry - youll eat something, but if you feel cold in your heart and your soul - then it is terrible.
Celuvka Za Leka Nosht
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Ok summer I'm sorry for bad mouthing you bout being so hot, can you come back?? Its freakin cold!
Unknown
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You can see your breath.
Unknown
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