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College Friendsst Funny Fb Status Quotes & Sayings
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Don't do drugs kids. There's a time and place for everything. It's called college.
South Park
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If you listen closely you can hear the gas pump tell your kid's college fund to go fu.. itself.
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I hope college women reject you less than college admissions officers.
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If the professor doesn't show up to class in the first 15 minutes, you get to leave. Somebody make that a law, please.
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I hope college teaches you everything except how useless college is.
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OH NICE, so you can update your status via mobile, but you cant text me back?
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Saying I don't take my meds because they make me feel funny. Is like cannibals saying they don't eat clowns because the taste funny.
Stanley Victor Paskavich
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Pumpkin Spice Lattes are to college girls; what mini-shooters of whiskey are to alcoholics.
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I hope you get a college roommate as uninterested in human interaction as you are.
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At least you're as thin as the college rejection letters you're receiving.
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College is like a woman; You work so hard to get in and nine months later you wish you'd never come.
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I'd love to do all those things from my favorite college movies but it turns out they're felonies
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When I was a kid, I used to sing, 'A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, ELEMENO, P'
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Going to McDonald's for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug.
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There are two types of human beings found on Facebook. One who gets enormous amount of likes and comments on their posts. And the others are men.
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The best time to look for a job is when you already have one. Men apply the same theory to looking for a girlfriend.
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Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
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I wonder if the clothes in China say, 'Made around the corner.'
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College students in a 8:00am class are probably the closest thing to zombies that the world will ever have.
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Before s.... you help each other get naked, after s.. you only dress yourself. Moral of the story: in life no one helps you once you're fu..ed.
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