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College Students Funny Quotes & Sayings
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College students in a 8:00am class are probably the closest thing to zombies that the world will ever have.
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During exams, students look up for inspiration, down in desperation, and left and right for information.
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College is like a fountain of knowledge - and the students are there to drink.
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I am here to give the American people some straight talk about higher education. Some have said we might have cut financial aid for college students. The truth is we have expanded access to college for our neediest students through the record growth of the Pell grant program.
Ric Keller
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The Pell Grant is more than a financial aid program for college students in need. It is the right thing to do for America's college students, and it is the right thing to do for America's economy.
Norm Coleman
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That f*ck my life moment when the only answers you know on the test are your name and date.
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There should be an 'I Don't Know' option on a test so I can be correct more frequently.
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Looking at your textbooks and thinking, 'What a waste of a tree.'
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I believe the word 'studying' was derived from the words 'students dying.'
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Commencement speeches were invented largely in the belief that outgoing college students should never be released into the world until they have been properly sedated.
Garry Trudeau
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They were often the first students in their family to go to college and the very idea of higher education was still foreign to them. They had to make a conscious and often difficult decision to come to college.
Michael N Castle
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These ivy league students are in the upper echelon of the college boards and had great opportunity in front of them regardless of where they go to college. Its in their very nature and it is something they expect.
Michael N Castle
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Community colleges are one of America's great social inventions a gateway to the future for first time students looking for an affordable college education, and for mid-career students looking to get ahead in the workplace.
Barbara Mikulski
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Shout-out to all the kids, teenagers, college students, grad students...EVERYBODY whos stepping on the path to becoming the Greatest You there is!
Will Smith
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Credit card companies pay college students generously to stand outside dining halls, dorms, and academic buildings and encourage their fellow students to apply for credits cards.
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To compete in a global economy, our students must continue their education beyond high school. To make this expectation a reality, we must give students the tools they need to succeed, including the opportunity to take a college entrance exam.
Jennifer Granholm
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I hope college women reject you less than college admissions officers.
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I used to think it was lame to live with your parents after college. Now, I see the true value of not paying rent + free laundry.
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College isn't about getting high scores. It's about having principles that you will always hold, even after you graduate.
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A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest in students.
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