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Suggest Revision: I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison.
 
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Suggest Revision: I slept like a log last night. I woke up in the fireplace.
 
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Suggest Revision: I had a dream last night, I was eating a ten pound marshmallow. I woke up this morning and the pillow was gone.
 
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Suggest Revision: You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.' So that was nice.
 
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Suggest Revision: So I was in my car, and I was driving along, and my boss rang up, and he said 'You've been promoted.' And I swerved. And then he rang up a second time and said You've been promoted again.' And I swerved again. He rang up a third time and said 'You're managing director.' And I went into a tree. And a policeman came up and said 'What happened to you?' And I said 'I careered off the road.'
 
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Suggest Revision: Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother Colin. Or my younger brother Ho-Chan-Chu. But I think it's Colin.
 
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Suggest Revision: So I went to the dentist. He said Say Aaah. I said Why? He said My dog's died.'
 
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Suggest Revision: Cos it's strange, isn't it. You stand in the middle of a library and go 'Aaaaaagghhh!!' and everyone just stares at you. But you do the same thing on an aeroplane, and everyone joins in.
 
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Suggest Revision: I've been doing the Fonda workout: the Peter Fonda workout. That's where I wake up, take a hit of acid, smoke a joint, and run to my sister's house and ask her for money.
 
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Suggest Revision: The crisis of today is the joke of tomorrow.
 
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