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 Dave Pelzer quotes 
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Suggest Revision: Even when I lecture per se, I am a joke comedian, I can do the voices.
 
 Steve Coogan quotes 
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Suggest Revision: When you see a crowd of people jumping up and down at a pop concert, all gloriously in the moment, I don't think you'll ever see a comedian there. They'll all be standing at the sides, looking at how it all fits together.
 
 Ricky Gervais quotes 
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Suggest Revision: I don't think a comedian should even be concerned with being cool or sexy, as soon as you do, you aren't a comedian any more. Looks are still the most important thing for women when it comes to meeting a partner. And that's fair enough, but a sense of humour is really important too. For starters, it's a great indicator of whether you are going to get on. If the first time you go on a date you don't find each other funny, there's a fundamental problem.
 
 Sarah Silverman quotes 
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Suggest Revision: I just think of myself as a comedian, really. I mean, I talk about being Jewish a lot. It's funny because I do think of myself as Jewish ethnically, but I'm not religious at all. I have no religion.
 
 Kirstie Alley quotes 
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Suggest Revision: I'm very open with what I've been through in my own personal life, and nothing...I mean nothing, is off-limits for me to talk about. Nothing shocks me. I'm a great listener. I'm a good comedian. And I won't lie, I live a beautiful life.
 
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Suggest Revision: Im 25% mom 25% comedian 62% boobs 48% mathematician and 100% woman-monkey.
 
 Seann William Scott quotes 
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Suggest Revision: I've been doing comedies but I'm not a comedian.
 
 Gabriel Iglesias quotes 
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Suggest Revision: That's one thing about my shows. I tell people, I'm not a comedian, I'm just a really funny reporter. I put my life out there and make it entertaining. By putting it out there, it helps me to deal with it, you know, so I don't snap and so I don't go off the handle when I get home.
 
 Ellen DeGeneres quotes 
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Suggest Revision: I just like observing people, it's something I've done ever since I was a kid, and I got really good at it. That's a big part of why I became a comedian. My audience is filled with every kind of person you can imagine, and I love that.
 
 Maya Rudolph quotes 
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Suggest Revision: If my mother didn't have a natural gift to be a singer, I think she would have been a comedian. That's nice to know.
 
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