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...condom says to the tampon,
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Suggest Revision: ...condom says to the tampon,
 
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Suggest Revision: Sometimes I walk through the baby aisle at the grocery store as a reminder to always use a condom.
 
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Suggest Revision: New condom slogan: Wrap it in latex or she's going to get your paychecks.
 
Here's a condom. I figured since you're acting like a dick you should start to dress like one.
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Suggest Revision: Here's a condom. I figured since you're acting like a dick you should start to dress like one.
 
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Suggest Revision: Bitch please, your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
 
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Suggest Revision: Texting while driving: YOLO Forever alone: SOLO Marco: POLO Condom broke: OHNO You like men: HOMO Bitches crazy: FOSHO Run n!gga run: POPO
 
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Suggest Revision: Taylor Swift seems like the type of chick that would poke a hole in a condom.
 
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Suggest Revision: I carry a magnum size condom in my purse like a modern day glass slipper. Some day my prince will come.
 
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Suggest Revision: Words of Wisdom: it's easier to change a condom than it is to change a diaper.
 
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Suggest Revision: How is a woman like a condom? Both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.
 
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