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Condom Jokes To Women Quotes & Sayings
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What's worse than a bull in a china shop? A hedgehog in a condom factory.
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Remember, ladies: if he says he doesn't have a condom, say that you're okay with becoming a mother. BAM, condom out of nowhere!
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You know, the condom is the glass slipper of our generation. You slip it on when you meet a stranger. You dance all night, then you throw it away. The condom, I mean. Not the stranger.
Chuck Palahniuk
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Women need to protect themselves. You put that condom in your purse and save your own f***** life
Lady Gaga
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Women need to protect themselves. You put that condom in your purse and save your own f***** life.
Lady Gaga
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Women on their period always ovary act.
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Women are good for 70 things, sandwiches and 69.
Risa Schizophrenia
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Women are like fish... neither would get in trouble if they kept their mouths shut.
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Women are angels. And when someone breaks our wings, we simply continue to fly...on a broomstick. We're flexible like that.
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Why do women live longer than men? Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bills does.
Nishan Panwar
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Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.
George Mikes
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It wasn't until I became more confident with myself and I put myself forward instead of the jokes; at first it was put the jokes out there and I'm just behind the jokes.
Wanda Sykes
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Why do single women take advice from other single women? That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions.
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Condoms are like women...most of the time they're pretty annoying, but you need them to get laid.
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The ideal women does exist, but she is always married to another man.
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Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.
George Mikes
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Since we all came from a women, got our name from a women, and our game from a women. I wonder why we take from women, why we .... our women, do we hate our women? I think its time we killed for our women, be real to our women, try to heal our women, cus if we dont we'll have a race of babies that will hate the ladies, who make the babies. And since a man can't make one he has no right to tell a women when and where to create one
Tupac Shakur
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An English professor wrote the words, "Woman without her man is nothing" on the blackboard and directed his students to punctuate it correctly. The men wrote: "Woman, without her man, is nothing." The women wrote: "Woman: Without her, man is nothing."
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For every ten jokes, thou hast got a hundred enemies.
Laurence Sterne
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Always laugh heartily at the jokes your boss tells, it maybe a loyalty test.
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