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...condom says to the tampon, "You put me out of a job for 1 week a month!" The tampon replies, "When you don't do your job properly, I lose mine for 9 months!"	4090 up, 878 down

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I loved you, I cant deny, I still love you but I cant do it this time, I have to let go, I need to leave you alone, but my foolish heart, says to stay, I love you but I need to get away.

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A wise woman puts a grain of sugar into everything she says to a man, and takes a grain of salt with everything he says to her.

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Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, 'What! You too? I thought I was the only one	522 up, 180 down

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Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: What! You, too? Thought I was the only one

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I don't like compliments, and I don't see why a man should think he is pleasing a woman enormously when he says to her a whole heap of things that he doesn't mean

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What a woman says to her avid lover should be written in wind and running water.

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Never forget what a man says to you when he is angry.

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Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.

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Notice the difference between what happens when a man says to himself, 'I have failed three times' and what happens when he says, I'm a failure.

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