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Condom Status Quotes & Sayings
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New condom slogan: Wrap it in latex or she's going to get your paychecks.
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Remember, ladies: if he says he doesn't have a condom, say that you're okay with becoming a mother. BAM, condom out of nowhere!
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Sometimes I walk through the baby aisle at the grocery store as a reminder to always use a condom.
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You know, the condom is the glass slipper of our generation. You slip it on when you meet a stranger. You dance all night, then you throw it away. The condom, I mean. Not the stranger.
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Taylor Swift seems like the type of chick that would poke a hole in a condom.
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Words of Wisdom: it's easier to change a condom than it is to change a diaper.
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I carry a magnum size condom in my purse like a modern day glass slipper. Some day my prince will come.
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...condom says to the tampon, "You put me out of a job for 1 week a month!" The tampon replies, "When you don't do your job properly, I lose mine for 9 months!"
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Texting while driving: YOLO Forever alone: SOLO Marco: POLO Condom broke: OHNO You like men: HOMO bi...es crazy: FOSHO Run n!gga run: POPO
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OH NICE, so you can update your status via mobile, but you cant text me back?
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Me without you is like a condom with no lube.
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you can wear a condom but you cant come here
Lil Wayne
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If you're going to have s.., use a condom.
Dennis Rodman
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Actually no, my status wasn't aimed at you, but hey, if the shoe fits, feel free to wear it.
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Actually no, my status wasn't aimed at you, but hey, if the shoe fits, feel free to wear it.
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Its fu.. the world, no condom.
Lil Wayne
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Some people use just one condom, right? But we use tons
Tracey Emin
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I'm just so happy to be out of that condom stage of life.
Charlotte York
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bi...es always on my d..k, I wear a condom when I shit!
J Cole
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He wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.
Bill Brasky
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