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Condoms And Tampon Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Condoms And Tampon" sorted by relevance. 50 matching entries found.
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...condom says to the tampon, "You put me out of a job for 1 week a month!" The tampon replies, "When you don't do your job properly, I lose mine for 9 months!"
Unknown
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'Condoms are cheaper than diapers,' you know what's cheaper than condoms? Being unattractive, score one for me!
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Boy I send dem bloods at your a.. like a tampon.
Lil Wayne
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Yo mama so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon.
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We human girls can be persuaded to do ANYTHING. Just yesterday I said I would never ever wear a tampon, and, well what do you know?! Today I'm wearing one.
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'I can always relate to tampon commercials'...said no girl ever.
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Do you want a tampon with that status? You moody bi....
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Y'all ain't nothin' but cheap condoms.
Tyga
67 Likes
They tried to take my swag, I got condoms in my condominium. What you know about that, I'm balling like leukemia.
2 Chainz
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Poking holes in your parents condoms so there's someone else to do the dishes.
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Still rocking Louis Vuitton condoms, cause I'm so fu..in in style.
Big Sean
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iPhone covers are like condoms; you don't want to, but you kind of have to.
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Condoms are just like parents...they are there to protect you, but usually it's more fun when they're not around.
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Dear tampon commercial, When I'm on my period, I don't wear a WHITE bikini or do a backflip. Sincerely, Real Women.
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Condoms & Hearts...When either one breaks, shit gets ugly.
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Things that probably shouldn't be broken: 1. Hearts 2. Promises 3. Condoms
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I forgot my pills, I couldn't have cared less about condoms, all for feverishly wanting to get some!
Gloria Trevi
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Friends are like condoms. They are always there to protect you when things get hard.
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Camouflage condoms: They'll never see you coming.
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There are three sizes of condoms: Small, Medium and Liar.
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