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Condoms Vs Pickles Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Condoms Vs Pickles" sorted by relevance. 54 matching entries found.
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You better send roses to the house, you feel me?! ROSES, DAWG, WITH PICKLES IN UM!! FRIED PICKLES!! for my sister.
Pauly D
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'Condoms are cheaper than diapers,' you know what's cheaper than condoms? Being unattractive, score one for me!
Unknown
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I anything can't do right since because pickles!
Spongebob
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Eating fried pickles was a life changing experience.
Snooki
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I never knew how much I missed pickles and pickle juice. It's like an overwhelming feeling I can't even explain. It's just weird.
Snooki
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I had to back my gun out in the deli he so simple. I told the ni... make my sandwich with no pickles.
Papoose
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I've been teased by my family all my life. I can open up a jar of pickles and make the most excruciating face...I don't even know I'm doing it.
Bryan Cranston
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Foods I forced myself to try in adulthood that I now love include blue cheese, beets and pickles. And spinach. And kale. And rye bread.
Gillian Jacobs
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Y'all ain't nothin' but cheap condoms.
Tyga
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They tried to take my swag, I got condoms in my condominium. What you know about that, I'm balling like leukemia.
2 Chainz
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So in our pride we ordered for breakfast an omelet, toast and coffee and what has just arrived is a tomato salad with onions, a dish of pickles, a big slice of watermelon and two bottles of cream soda.
John Steinbeck
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Poking holes in your parents condoms so there's someone else to do the dishes.
Unknown
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Still rocking Louis Vuitton condoms, cause I'm so fu..in in style.
Big Sean
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Condoms are just like parents...they are there to protect you, but usually it's more fun when they're not around.
Unknown
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iPhone covers are like condoms; you don't want to, but you kind of have to.
Unknown
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Condoms & Hearts...When either one breaks, shit gets ugly.
Unknown
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I forgot my pills, I couldn't have cared less about condoms, all for feverishly wanting to get some!
Gloria Trevi
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Things that probably shouldn't be broken: 1. Hearts 2. Promises 3. Condoms
Unknown
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The fact that they're a congressionally chartered group should no more incline people to give to that group than the fact that it's National Pickle Month should make them eat more pickles.
Barney Frank
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Camouflage condoms: They'll never see you coming.
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