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Control Your Sperm Quotes & Sayings
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I sit down with my daughter and I said, 'Do you know how babies get here?' And she said, 'Well, the lady has an egg inside of her, and the man has sperm inside of him, and the sperm meets the egg, and that's how the lady gets pregnant.' And I said, 'Do you know how the sperm meets the egg?' She said, 'Does the man pee on the woman?' I said, 'Sometimes, but that's $35 extra.'
Robert Schimmel
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The egg of every species of animal or plant carries a definite number of bodies called chromosomes. The sperm carries the same number. Consequently, when the sperm unites with the egg, the fertilized egg will contain the double number of chromosomes.
Thomas Hunt Morgan
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Multinational corporations do control. They control the politicians. They control the media. They control the pattern of consumption, entertainment, thinking. They're destroying the planet and laying the foundation for violent outbursts and racial division.
Jerry Brown
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I wish I could go back to being a sperm cell, those were the days.
Unknown
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Sperm is a bandit in its pure state.
Emile M Cioran
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Your sperm's in the gutter, your love's in the sink.
Jethro Tull
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Politicians are like sperm. One in a million turn out to be an actual human being.
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When sperm and egg unite, something goes from inanimate to animate. It is life.
Mitt Romney
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Although most of us realize what we control and do not control, we live as though we do not really know, and in some cases we spend years focusing on things we cannot control.
Darren L Johnson
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You can't always control who walks into your life but you can control which window to throw them out.
Unknown
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I want you to take over control. Take over control. Take take take take over control. Oh oh oh, I want you to take over control. Plug it in and turn me on.
Afrojack
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Football is a fertility festival. Eleven sperm trying to get into the egg. I feel sorry for the goalkeeper.
Bjork
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I wonder if a receptionist at a sperm bank has ever used the phrase: 'Thanks for coming.'
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The closest to being in control we will ever be is in that moment that we realize we're not.
Brian Kessler
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You know what is the worst thing about being rejected? The lack of control. If I could only control the where and how of being dumped, it wouldnt seem as bad.
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Today, stop trying to control anything but yourself. You can't control the world, but you can control yourself.
Joyce Meyer
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The government wants to control the banks, just as it now controls GM and Chrysler, and will surely control the health industry in the not-too-distant future. Keeping them TARP-stuffed is the key to control.
Stuart Varney
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You must have control on your desire otherwise they will control you.
Anurag Prakash Ray
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You can't control what happens to you, but you can control your attitude, and in that, you will be mastering change rather than allowing it to master you.
Nishan Panwar
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Taking final exams? Good luck. I believe in you. But I also believe that snakes are sperm on the egg that is Earth, so my beliefs are iffy.
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