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Cops Funny Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Cops Funny" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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It seemed to me... that the only valid people to deal with crime were cops, and I would like to make the lead character, rather than a single person, a squad of cops.
Evan Hunter
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I had a problem with cops pulling me over all the time for speeding. When I was doing Hill Street Blues, the cops said how much they loved the show as they were writing me up; meanwhile my insurance went through the roof.
Jennifer Tilly
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My friends and I make short films. We pretended to rob the Dairy Queen where our friend worked, but someone thought we were real thieves and called the cops! Soon, the cops burst in with guns drawn!
Josh Hartnett
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Wasn't planning on going for a run today, but those cops came out of nowhere.
Victoria Beryl Zelinski
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Many later commented on the fact that large numbers of those engaged in the most senseless acts of destruction were left well alone by cops, indeed people dressed as Black Block members were seen freely making their way across police lines and talking to cops.
John Blair
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For a second I thought I was dead. But, when I heard all the noise, I knew they were cops. Only cops talk that way. If they'd been wiseguys, I wouldn't have heard a thing. I would've been dead. -Henry Hill
Goodfellas
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The kindest compliments I have ever heard are when cops tell me Training Day and Assault on Precinct 13 inspired them to become cops. The funniest compliments I have ever heard are when people tell me that 'I love your band Sugar Ray.'
Ethan Hawke
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It's funny how you bluffin them suckers. Only time S.P. is with the cops is in cuffs muh'fu..ers and you should listen up the first moment I spoke. Act up and get shot through your clothing or coat.
D Block
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Cops came around to my house today, told me that my dog was chasing someone on a bike, I told them to bugger off, my dog does not own a bike!
Unknown
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For a long time, blacks and especially young black males have been getting bullied by the police, especially, and we've been treated real bad in the past. You know, we've always wanted to help and be a part of at least, for the most of I speak for myself, now always wanted to be a part of my house, which is America, you know, go to work and do my job good and feel a part of something. You know, you do it and you try to be good, and you get pulled over and you get treated like crap by the cops, you know, and somebody else see, or they hear about the cops treating you bad.
Rodney King
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
Unknown
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I wasn't gonna run from the cops, but I was high. I was gonna pull right over and stop, but I was high. Now I am a paraplegic... and I know why.
Afroman
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Cops actually may be the most inconsiderate people on earth.
Unknown
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& I will never stop, like I'm runnin' from the cops
Lil Wayne
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They would almost throw the cops in jail when they tried to arrest me.
Lawrence Taylor
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you know the cops don't like us because they wanna rock just like us
Lil Wayne
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It's the blind leading the blond, it's the cops collecting for cons.
U2
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There's good and evil going on. We have cops. We have robbers.
Joe Mantegna
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You go into any doughnut shop and look at three cops having coffee, I guarantee I look like one of them.
Dean Norris
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Police come around don't nobody say nothin. And you be with the cops, You ni...s is McLovin.
Wale
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