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Couch Potato Jokwa Quotes & Sayings
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Michael Oher: Mr. Touhy sleeps on the couch? Leigh Anne Touhy: Only when he's bad.
The Blind Side
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We must use time as a tool not as a couch
John Fitzgerald Kennedy
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I'm fu..ing in the house, babysitter on the couch. Thirteen like, 'What this shit coming out?' Pass me a jimmy, I ain't ready for a child. I hope nobody hears: 'bi..., why you so loud?'
Tyga
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I've never really understood those actors that don't want to play villains. Because if an audience leaves, you know, the theater or, you know, sitting on the couch thinking, 'god I hate her,' then you've done a good job.
Michelle Trachtenberg
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A potato can grow quite easily on a very small plot of land. With molecular manufacturing, we'll be able to have distributed manufacturing, which will permit manufacturing at the site using technologies that are low-cost and easily available.
Ralph Merkle
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Ronnie: I told you I don't put pu... on a pedestal I put it on the couch and the floor the same place I smash it.
Jersey Shore
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The courts cannot garnish a father's salary, nor freeze his account, nor seize his property on behalf of his children, in our society. Apparently this is because a kid is not a car or a couch or a boat.
June Jordan
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What distinguishes those of us at the starting line from those of us on the couch is that we learn through running to take what the days gives us, what our body will allow us, and what our will can tolerate.
John Bingham
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Real ni... back in the house again. Black Timbs all on your couch again. Black d..k all in your spouse again. And I know she like chocolate men.
Kanye West
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We make our discoveries through our mistakes: we watch one another's success: and where there is freedom to experiment there is hope to improve.
Arthur Quiller-Couch
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In the morning we received some very thin coffee. For lunch we had potato soup with a few pieces of meat in it, in the evening we had a very thin meat soup with some potatoes in it.
Leon Askin
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'Constitutional' is just a real pip of a word. Positively rolls off the tongue. In fact, it's downright fun to say. 'Con-stit-too-shun-al.' It's the verbal equivalent of skipping down the street with an ice cream cone in your hand. It's like a semantic bag of Lays potato chips. You simply can't just say it once.
Paul Feig
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I just LOVE to watch TV. I wish I could say something really impressive like I love to read or hike but the truth is that most of the time I'm just sacked out on the couch watching shows or DVDs.
Jenna Fischer
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I have a constitutional weakness in which I am very easily distracted by flashing lights. If there is a TV on in the room, I can't have a conversation with you. I won't eat, I won't sleep, I'll just meld with my couch.
Rachel Maddow
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Deuces minus one. Middle finger to the sky tonight. Ay, ay, ay. The whole world is a couch. bi... I'm Rick James tonight. I don't give a fu..
R Kelly
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I want that late night movie, long walks in the park, cuddle up on the couch, kind of relationship.
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I dont really think we had any real revelation when we were a couple 14 and 15-year-old kids about the bands name. It was more just a name that was funny and suitable at the time. Its kind of like that friend who sleeps on your couch and just wont go away, who just hangs around forever.
Gym Class Heroes
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And why is it that some men just can't deal with the idea that a smart, together, professional woman like me can actually deserve their respect and still want to be thrown down on the couch and pounded like a cheap steak now and then?
Jules Carlysle
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And why is it that some men just can't deal with the idea that a smart, together, professional woman like me can actually deserve their respect and still want to be thrown down on the couch and pounded like a cheap steak now and then?
Victor Hugo
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You have to love a nation that celebrates its Independence every July 4, not with a parade of guns, tanks, and soldiers who file by the White House in a show of strength and muscle, but with family picnics where kids throw Frisbees, the potato salad gets iffy, and the flies die from happiness. You may think you have overeaten, but it is patriotism.
Erma Bombeck
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